Rule 34

The 34th rule of the internet: If it exists there’s porn of it. “If there’s not, start uploading!”

1: Yo do you know if there’s any ____ porn?
2: yeah, it’s on Rule 34.

by already in use by s0me0ne else June 22, 2022

Rule 17

If there's an Map, there will always be an de_dust2 version of it

Hey dude, you finally made a de_dust2 version? Rule 17! you must also drop the A-site platform!

by epic deltarune shit November 4, 2025

85% Rule

Applies to sports bars that are always right near capacity, but you could always find a seat.

These unicorn bars are the best of both worlds for fans: A great atmosphere AND people know they could still get in without reservations.

Melissa: Where we watching the game tonight, Fam?

Jeff: Ugh, I totally forgot to make a reso, I have been busy all week.

Melissa: Ok, tip-off is in one hour, let's go to 99 Wings, they are an 85% Rule place.

Jeff: So good, and they have the best cajun rub wings.

by Mike109999 August 6, 2022

darkos rule

when you see imaginary people following you and you have not take any drugs

yo dude i think darkos rule is effecting me

by bill the destroyer February 16, 2018

Rule 43

If it exists, there's porn of it, and if it doesn't exist, there's still porn of it

Rule 43

by Inni84 February 1, 2024

10 minute rule

If you say “ if u do something than this” then In 10 minutes it’s over

“If u talk ur gay” “10 minute rule”

by Levelheadedperson December 22, 2021

Number one rule of dating

Don’t do it over the phone, social media, etc., because you don’t make a connection with the person even if you know a lot about them.

Dude 1: dude I met a girl
Dude 2: how’d you meet
Dude 1: we met over Instagram

Dude 2: seriously dude, remember the number one rule of dating, don’t do it over your phone
Dude 1: shit I forgot, I’ll tell her

by DeanGullberry69 February 5, 2021