THOUSAND YEAR POOP

A Thousand Year Poop occurs when you think to yourself, "Golly, it feels like I haven't pooped in a thousand years!"

*And then you proceed to poop for a thousand years*

Jeffbro: Duderino Willies, I pooped so long the sky went from light to dark!

Dudewillis: Sounds like a Thousand Year Poop to me, Jeffrey Bruthers!

by Guymans February 4, 2013

cock poop octopus

A common greeting in certain cultures, but a very offensive expletive in others. Flip a coin.

"Lester! Cock poop octopus, my friend! It has been a while.""
"H-hey man, just put the knife down. Just put the kni-OW CHRIST COCK POOP OCTOPUS WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS!"

by Kancho Ron February 6, 2014

three-star poop

Achieving a maximum score on a mobile game (such as Cut The Rope or Angry Birds) whilst sitting on the toilet.

#1: "You took a long time in the john? Are you okay?"
#2: "Yeah, I was just having a three-star poop."
#1: "Gross man, gross."

by Onomatapedalo May 25, 2014

potter's wheel poop

A Poop so much like clay you could throw a pot with it.

Just had a potter's wheel poop. Would have made a nice planter!

by Laughology September 11, 2014

Ya Poop Stain

Pronounced 'ya-pop-stain' in a Scottish accent, this is a phrase used in exasperation towards a nub bucket who has done something stupid.

"Calm your tits, ya poop stain!"
"Don't be such a nub bucket, ya poop stain."

by NamiPants August 11, 2016

Captain Poop Dick

Someone with a lot on their mind and is being a dick to everyone.

Casey has been acting like Captain Poop Dick all day.

by Poottiepoo August 23, 2016

just a little poop

Big enormous stinky fart/ shit.. made out to smell like roses.

What! It's just a little poop!

by TCP January 18, 2017