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Left-handed monkey wrench

A fictitious tool. A monkey wrench has no left-handed or right-handed versions. Often used as a practical joke, i.e. telling someone to find a left-handed monkey wrench for you.
"Hey, will you go find me a left-handed monkey wrench? I need to fix this pipe."
by Fictitious Plumber January 30, 2012
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national hold hands day

september 27 is national hold hands day soooo yea that’s gonna be lit
by idontknowmynamebshsbs September 25, 2019
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Free Hand Tool Grinder

This is an old Irish saying that means the person is a lazy wanker. Generally this is used as a term of affection about friends. Can also be used to tell people that you or others are unemployed
Whats your mate Sean do for work?

Him, He's a Free Hand Tool Grinder
by Macbelfast May 28, 2009
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Italian Hand Hoagie

n, A sandwich that is made when a crazy italian gentleman puts his own hand on a ciabata roll, adds some marinara and then toasts it. Consumption is usually followed by said Italian crying and screaming "WHY?!" while staring at the stump on their arm where their hand used to be.
Joe pulled the Italian Hand Hoagie out of the oven and took a large bite before screaming in agony as he realized he was eating his own hand. "WHY?!" he screamed as he took another bite.
by bAc0Nb0Y July 1, 2009
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A phrase that your teammates in class tell you when you are writing a Urban Dictionary definition insead of working on the group project
Classmate: You should get off your computer and get back to being focused on the task at hand.
Me: No
by homeworkisbad February 16, 2022
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poor man’s hand warmer

A full bag of fresh dog poop on a cold morning.
My two dogs provide a most adequate poor man’s hand warmer.
by Doggie walker May 13, 2021
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as right as my jerk hand

Confirmation/acceptance of something, referring to the speakers handedness for masturbation.
Brenda: You said we’re meeting at 1:30 for coffee, right?
Samuel: You’d be as right as my jerk hand with that.
by wordfanagler January 2, 2019
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