the david bear

A bear from Massachusetts which requires cold temperatures, constant care, love, and affection.

The David Bear is in his nest that Meggie made him for the weekend. They love to snuggle there…

by Crow Hill Crime Family January 11, 2023

Carlos bear

The most amazing guy in the world. the best boyfriend a girl could have <3 he is soooooo sexy and wonderful he is the best looking guy in the world. I don't know what I would do without him. any girl would be lucky to have him, he will treat you right and make a girl feel special and beautiful. A great man who is very handsome and smart. My boyfriend <<<333 BTW hes good in bed.. ;)

Girl 1 "wow Carlos bear is so sexy"
Girl 2 "yeah I'm jealous of his girlfriend"
Girl 3 "better be bitches, he's mine, and hes the best!"

by Breanne.Boo January 17, 2012

Flagging bears

When an individual tells dramatically over the top and blatantly false lies, particularly where they are the hero or righteous protagonist, in an attempt to impress strangers.

Usage:

Person A: Man, did Joe tell you about the robbery he stopped at the liquor store last night?

Person B: oh pal, he's just flagging bears. You can't believe a word that guys says.

by mango🥭 jesus December 10, 2024

Momma Bear

A mother that is protective and cares about her kids and their friends

When Momma Bear speaks, she means business!

by I3Biscuit October 29, 2021

Polar Bear Head

Oral sex defined by cold hands or mouth and the use of teeth.

He ate a popsicle then gnawed at my vag. I hate Polar Bear Head.

by castilleja February 22, 2014

Lil Koala Bear

Someone that just makes you light up inside, and is so adorable that your heart melts. Someone that she. You see them your stomach gets butterflies, and does flips and you just turn into the definition of joy. The feeling can't be described, it just happens.

Madison is MY lil koala bear

by Terry bear February 7, 2022

Jer Bear

A Jer Bear is someone whose food addiction has progressed to the magnitude of an addiction to heroin. Food is often the only thing on a Jer Bear’s mind, especially Big Macs. Because of this, they often have trouble focusing. Other foods that a Jer Bear might crave could be pizza, french fries, fried chicken, pasta, or meat of any kind. It has never been proven whether or not the appetite of a Jer Bear can be satisfied, but most experts believe that it can not. The leading Jer-Bearologists claim that “Getting a Jer Bear to stop being hungry is like trying to reach zero degrees Kelvin.” Be careful if you ever meet a Jer Bear; they cannot control their hunger. The chance that he tries to eat you is reason enough for alarm, however, it would be far more devastating if he were to sit on you.

Haiden: Here comes Jeremiah
Kellan: He ate Jacob yesterday
Haiden: He can’t help it, he’s a Jer Bear

by K.C. Lime April 19, 2024