The nad puncher

Large two handed weapon, preferably a war hammer, used for the specific purpose of killing people by hitting them in the nads over and over again.

My brother was pissing me off so I had to bring out The Nad Puncher!

by TheBillster September 4, 2012

Protein Payback Punch aka (PPP)

when a woman gives a man a blowjob and he ejaculates into her mouth, she spits the semen all over his face then immediately punches him as hard as she can right in the eye.

"dude what happened to your eye?"
"...my girlfriend Protein Payback punched me last night aka (PPP) for donkey punching her last weekend"

Protein Payback Punch aka (PPP)

by Billiejo.r93 November 5, 2012

kamikaze cock punch

To violently strike a male in his genitalia while simultaneously striking yourself in the genitalia and loudly yelling " Kamikaze Cock Punch!"

Friend 1: "Hey dude, what happened? Did you get hit in the dick?"
Friend 2: "Ha ha! I Kamikaze Cock Punched Ryan. You should have seen it. It was hilarious"

by IM THAT 1 DUDE November 2, 2013

Stirring the punch bowl

Verb: when you pee on the side of the toilet bowl right above the water so the water inthe bowl swirls around either clockwise or counter clockwise even without flushing.

I walked into the bathroom and started stirring the punch bowl so I could still hear what my friend was saying in the other room without that loud sound of urine hitting the water.

by Kneegrodamus November 16, 2013

trailer park punch

1 part vodka, 1 part Hawaiian punch, 1 part mountain dew

I had a big cup of trailer park punch when I realized this guy's got it all figured out, dang Seve Wilkos is the shit!

by holyreality November 24, 2014

three hole punching

To cough, fart, and sneeze at the same time.

Damn I was three hole punching earlier.

by seriouslynonames February 17, 2015

Purple Passion Punch

Basically Everclear, plenty of water, and plenty of punch mix. Make the mix so it isn't too watery, too sweet, or too bitter. Basically, make it like 5 - 10 % alcohol, mostly water, and add about 5 - 15% punch. Adapt the recipe as needed.

Oh, it called Purple Passion Punch for a reason. It makes people more... passionate.

Especially the ladies, who generally weigh less then the guys.

Gal 1 - WOOO YEAH, THIS IS SO MUCH FUN *intense giggling, takes of shirt and swings it around*
Gal 2 - Whoa there, whats gotten into you?
Guy 1 - I think she had a bit too much Purple Passion Punch.

Guy 2 - *hic* Yeah, she needs to a.... *hic* I forgot. Not only is my bad memory a problem, my bad memory is a problem.

by Ol' Rocklike Rock March 27, 2015