a parking ticket

a white Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into the wood of their front door.

the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. i guess we'll just have to repair the damage, or maybe even repaint the door.

by Sexydimma January 29, 2012

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Parking Lot Clam

Prostitutes that hang around motel parking lots. Similar to Lot Lizards.

I got hired as the front desk clerk at Motel 6 and the Parking Lot Clams are put tonight.

by DeezyRex November 23, 2024

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Schrödinger's Parking Stall

The experience of walking through a parking lot while being followed by a vehicle that leads the walker to feel that every open stall he or she currently blocks is the one the vehicle operator is trying to occupy.

Please use your turn signal and stop being a weirdo because I'm tired of playing Schrödinger's Parking Stall with you.

by NotPessimistic June 8, 2025

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Minki Park

Minki Park was an alias used by trolls to terrorise GTA V roleplaying servers throughout early 2022.

A common prank done by Minki was to park cars inside the Pillbox hospital and to be an overall nuisance which later resulted in their ban.

god i hate minki park

by oPtIc FaTmAl May 1, 2022

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South Park Statement

A statement that is so fucking stupid, that you wonder if a character said that in South Park.

Don: World hunger is falling to an all time low!
Chet: The children are becoming white!
Don: What? That is so retarded! Stop making these South Park statements!
Chet: I could have sworn you said there were less hungry kids.

by Composer man December 27, 2023

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