Mexican Mustard

Mexican Mustard is the spicy yellow brown goo that drips outta your girls ass and pussy. Unlike truffle butter, it has hints of blood in it which create the signature orange/yellow color.

I porked Jenny so hard she was bleeding all night. I woke up to a bed full of Mexican mustard.

by Mega Hemroids July 5, 2023

Mexican Joel

A mexican joel is the best drug lord in town; sells joint for a buck. No one knows his gender but they assume he is related to thanos

Dam those bath salts were pretty cheap
Yeah my plugs a Mexican Joel

by YaBoi Hibberto December 7, 2018

Mexican mother

To shove your dick in her ass while she screams Mexican slurs at you

Dude I totally shocked her with the Mexican mother

by Rhodes’s January 12, 2022

Pulling a Mexican cartel

When you kidnap the most ghetto thug from America to Mexico and hold him hostage for 2 years straight for no reason and give him a bogus ass spic punishment for no reason and then take credit for all the dead bodies he left behind in Mexico after his visit because you feared Mexico's reputation of how many dead spics were left cuz it made you look retarded and made it look like you had no idea what you were doing.

person 1: OH GOD LOOK AT ALL OUR PPL! THEYRE DEAD! We shouldnt have fucked with that ghetto ass American!

Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.

Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.

Me: Thats what I call pulling a Mexican cartel.

El chapo guzman: I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( .

by IMMA MURD U December 7, 2021

mexican death roll

a type of flop in soccer where the guy falls on the ground for absolutely no reason.

STOP DOING THE MEXICAN DEATH ROLL BRO

by ChristopherDanielMyersTheThird March 2, 2017

Mexican Casserole

Group sex (of any number and any combination of gender/s) whereby the majority of participants are of Mexican descent.

"I got wasted and ended up having a Mexican Casserole with Juan, Maria, and Jose. Let's just say things almost got a little too spicy for the pepper."

by anonymous August 9, 2023

Mexican Tittie twister

a Mexican tittie twister is when you twist a girls nipple so hard the skin turns red this a a good move for when your having extreme sex

sorry man did the Mexican tittie twister and nows shes mad cant go out.

by SirManGod February 7, 2021