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Jamo’s Law

Everything has a little bit of squish to it.
Damn bro, you obey Jamo’s Law perfectly
by MoistureGorilla March 26, 2025
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Lincoln law

If person or persons have vast amount of wood next to where they reside then woodpile must be finished before persons or person is asked to vacate the premises
Squatters were asked to vacate premises by police and they said they couldn't cuz Lincoln law is in effect
by White Rider March 26, 2025
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Arcos Law

The ocean is the sky, we live between two oceans.
“Bro our chemistry teacher was teaching Arcos Law last semester.”
by Vibqa April 1, 2025
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Kister's Law

A pattern where an otherwise non-sexual artwork or written work unintentionally contains hints of the creator's fetishes.

The phrase stems from the creator of the analogue horror series Mandela Catalog, Alex Kister, admitting that he is sexually interested in the concept of doppelgängers, a core feature of the narrative.
1. That's his Kister's Law!

2. I've found his Kister's Law....

3. This has Kister's Law written all over it.
by Aqua's Nest April 1, 2025
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Marc's First Law

A law invented by Marc of The Templin Institute and introduced in the video "The Idiotic Strategy That Always Works (But Shouldn't!)":

"Dumb ideas are implemented all the time often with cataclysmic results. But they're implemented in the first place because there was a legitimate expectation of a positive outcome; these ideas fall within the "Zone of Believability." However some ideas are so clearly bad and consequences so obvious that no sensible person would ever consider them; such ideas cross the threshold into the "Zone of Ridiculousness" and no explanation can ever justify such an idea's inherit preposterousness."

Essentially this law dictates that are 2 categories that a dumb idea fit under: Believable (Reasonable chance of a positive outcome) and Ridiculous (Very high chance of 1 or more bad outcomes), and that any idea that fits under the latter category should be flat-out rejected.
Ship Captain *Gives details on a naval assault plan*
Executive Officer: Sir, there's so much wrong with that plan that it breaks Marc's First Law; I can't even list out every possible way that it could fail!
by KXMR April 4, 2025
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Morris' Law

The opposite of Moore's Law. Says that microchip performance increases but wafer costs increase at the square (^2) of performance uplift of said microchip.
Morris' Law has overtaken Moore's law now that TSMC has no real competition.
by PD W April 8, 2025
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The BOP Law

No matter what is searched through the TikTok search engine, it will always interlink with a half-naked woman or something that presents suggestive material.
God damn The BOP Law really ruins the enjoyability of TikTok
by holyguac April 10, 2025
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