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cock smacked

When someone in a position of authority, particularly at the same place of business, publicly humiliates another of lower status. Makes reference to the direct relationship between one's position on the organization chart and relative size of his (or her) business "cock" of authority.
Joe tried to give the new hot temp a tour around the office, but his supervisor COCK SMACKED him by sending him back to his cubicle, and took over the tour.
by Werewolf Mike May 27, 2008
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cock block

When someone or something gets in the way of or messes up intentions of performing sexual acts involving your cock.

(From Super Bad)
Me: I was so close, but he totally just cock blocked me.
by tcady123 October 8, 2008
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Cock Raver

Someone who jerks two cock's at the same time just in front of their head whilst kneeling down. Intensified when performed under a black light.
'Dannie looked like a cock raver with stan and andy in Zanzibar last night. Who needs glow stick paint...'
by Derby Raver December 20, 2008
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cock in a basket

Acting shitty or hard to work with.
This snow has been a real cock in a basket lately.
by chadjohnson86 March 3, 2015
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Cock sucking

Girls suck guys cocks! Cock sucking
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cock gremlin

A homosexual maugwai that after transforming into a gremlin, enjoys eating the penises of male victims
Oh shit, the cock gremlin has eaten that dudes penis. Quickly shoot that piece of shit before he gobbles our cock!!
by cool897 November 22, 2011
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Cock Pilot

A cock pilot, is any man who feel ultra confident in his appearance and mojo thus giving him enhanced or over confidence in his ability to bed the opposite sex.

The Origin of the phrase was during WW2, as air force pilots would call the TOMCAT a cock pilot, later it was used throughout general military troops during Vietnam and was used mainly for those about to go and r&r, which generally meant intercourse with native populations - whore or prostitute- "me love you long time, cock pilot"

A cock pilot is used as a verb, as in Sir, you are a cock pilot this evening..

The origin of the phrase also relates to control over ones genitalia thus making the cock pilot someone in control of the situation

Cock Pilot is not a negative nor positive verb, its simply lets the speaker express in a simple and effective way to the receiver that yes, he is aware of his increased mojo and noting that fact, will stand back and watch the festivities happen. Fasten your seatbelt states the cock pilot the evening has just begun.

Cock Pilots are generally short lived and return to their normal cock or puddly status generally after a failed landing or attempt in few rare occasions a Cock Pilot will stay in full pilot mode for weeks on end, this would only happen should said cock pilot have by his side at least a (7-8- based on universally accepted 7-8 ratings)
Friend is wearing his best shirt and has a distinctive swagger, as he walks into a disco....he states, man am I going to get laid tonight

Friend 2: You sure are sir, tonight your a real cock pilot

Friend: roger that !!!!
by mr wangs November 21, 2011
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