Chocolate marshmallow

When you get shit on your dick. Normally after anal.

Bro1: you know that girl?
Bro2: yeah what about her?
Bro1: she gave me a chocolate marshmallow.

Bro2: that's nasty bootygasm Netflix and chill

by aGoatinaOverCoat August 21, 2016

chocolate pretzel

this is when one person works their hand into their partners anal cavity (subsequently getting their hand covered in shit), then person one asks their partner if they are hungry. No matter the answer, person one pulls out their shit covered hand and slaps the partner's face

Are you kidding me man? We've been dating for 2 weeks, of course i've given her the ol' chocolate pretzel!

by AGBurton October 3, 2008

Chocolate fucknana

When someone rams a banana is you asshole after you took a massive dump

I'm gonna go take a shit, then you can give me a chocolate fucknana 😏

by Mebelebe February 13, 2017

Chocolate martini

When she finishes pegging you and then she urinates in your anus

Tammy my butthole is throbbing.

Charles would you like me to pee in it?
Yes Tammy, I would love a chocolate martini!

by G Kett April 7, 2023

chocolate ball cheerleader

A person who deliberately wipes back to front

I love going down on my man, especially after a stomach bug. He is a real chocolate ball cheerleader - adds that little extra!

by laserswordofdeath +3 September 8, 2016

Chocolate smooch

The act of defecating on a woman's labia then providing oral sex

I took Jenny out to taco bell last week and when we got back to her apartment she wanted me to eat her out after I dookie on her coochie. Gross! I dont want any chocolate smooches from those lips !

by Dr Dill Doe March 5, 2025

Chocolate Covered Cherry

When you give anal to a virgin then pop her cherry.

"Lost my virginity last night. We did anal first, so now I have a chocolate covered cherry.

by hocicito September 7, 2017