Rule 3425

If the phrase "Joe mama" is used to someone who you are married to, you have to buy them 7 onigiris.

<someone's spouse>"Joe mama"
<that someone's spouse>"where is my onigiri's?!"
<someone's spouse>"what why?"
<that someone's spouse>"IT states it in rule 3425!"

by Deeznutssuckitnerd April 3, 2022

Rule n27

“ Violence is not an answer “
But they don’t deserve an answer anyways

They ruined it all so Rule N27 to show them worth of it

by Arqimagi January 26, 2023

rule 964

If you let someone borrow your hot glue gun, they HAVE to send you a full on tittie pic in return.

I let you borrow my hot glue gun. Rule 964

by Vic rock November 30, 2023

70/30 rule 130%

Words of wisdom from Iron Ike during a trip to Southeast Asia after arriving in New Delhi on an 18 hour flight explains how things work in India

Iron Ike muttered that this situation followed the 70/30 rule 130% of the time before realizing the logic of the statement and it would forever be associated with his wisdom

by El Diablo4eva March 31, 2025

rule 43

a less inappropriate version of rule 34 (things like cats, dogs, unicorns, babies, toddlers, etc)

Thank god I found rule 43!

by psendrom June 8, 2021

The Rule of Black & White

A rule stating that characters that contain the colors Black & White side by side are direct references to Ephless

“Hey, I have a new character I made with black and white hair”

“You know the rule of black & white, it’s ephless.”

by Ephless July 25, 2024

freeway rule

Whenever driving on the freeway the passenger has to give the driver head.

We're on the the freeway you know what that means, freeway rule.

by Seanda Mae July 2, 2016