evolved poop dollar

a prank played on strangers involving laying on the ground with a rolled up dollar bill in your butt crack

Dylan- "check out this dollar!"
Josh-"where did you get that?"
Dylan-" that dudes sweet cheeks"
Josh-"OH NO... EVOLVED POOP DOLLAR"

by Josh is my name April 18, 2018

Alaskan Poop Bucket

The act of Masturbating into a bucket filled with feces then dumping it onto your special someone's groinal region before coitus.

My lover and I had a night of passion. We tried out the Alaskan Poop Bucket and it went well.

by Thefryinhawaiin September 15, 2021

Pickling your poop

The act of leaving a shit in the toilet to ferment, for others to enjoy later (or not).

Dad: Why does it smell like shit in here?
Son: You know why...
Dad: Damnit son, are you pickling your poop again?
Son: 😁

by Jurassic fatter June 7, 2019

Poop fart lol

Poop fart lol is used only for higher quality speakers and pimps

Chad:poop fart lol

Bitches: SO HANDSOME 🥵

by Pb is good for me August 13, 2021

Ya Poop Stain

Pronounced 'ya-pop-stain' in a Scottish accent, this is a phrase used in exasperation towards a nub bucket who has done something stupid.

"Calm your tits, ya poop stain!"
"Don't be such a nub bucket, ya poop stain."

by NamiPants August 11, 2016

Marron Poop Chute

When your fiending for a marron poop chute

John's feinding for an "marron poop chute"

by The marron poop chuter June 5, 2022

three-star poop

Achieving a maximum score on a mobile game (such as Cut The Rope or Angry Birds) whilst sitting on the toilet.

#1: "You took a long time in the john? Are you okay?"
#2: "Yeah, I was just having a three-star poop."
#1: "Gross man, gross."

by Onomatapedalo May 25, 2014