by goat your friend January 30, 2016
by speadson December 28, 2024
The new generation of douche bags who are writing the definitions for urban dictionary and are being too literal and completely unfunny and should definitely stop adding/editing or should ensure that their entries are humerous
by The Bad Ass Mother Fucker Crit September 07, 2021
by Sage- May 24, 2023
The Suck and Crush is a sex move where you get done sucking your partners phalice, and then you crush your partners phalice against your head like a beer can!
Girl: I'm sadistic so I'm gonna perform The Suck and Crush on Daniels dick lol.
Girl 2: What's The Suck and Crush?
Girl: When you crush your partners dick like a beer can
Girl 2: What the fuck holy shit. What the fuck is wrong with you- I'm telling Daniel WTF
Girl: Hahahahahaha
Girl 2: What's The Suck and Crush?
Girl: When you crush your partners dick like a beer can
Girl 2: What the fuck holy shit. What the fuck is wrong with you- I'm telling Daniel WTF
Girl: Hahahahahaha
by ZenTheEpicManEpicly June 04, 2020
A reference made towards the one particular individual in your fantasy football league who is unable to surpass 2 wins in an entire season.
by Undefeated October 26, 2009