National poop day

The best day of the year-go outside and poop, or just die, your choice.

Friend: Let’s go poop!
You: Why?
Friend: Are you dumb? It’s national poop day!

by Poopday July 10, 2021

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Technological poop explosion

When shit hits the fan and all your tech breaks and keeps breaking

"The day in general has kinda been like a Technological poop explosion" - Projekt Melody

by Nekosuki72 April 6, 2021

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THOUSAND YEAR POOP

A Thousand Year Poop occurs when you think to yourself, "Golly, it feels like I haven't pooped in a thousand years!"

*And then you proceed to poop for a thousand years*

Jeffbro: Duderino Willies, I pooped so long the sky went from light to dark!

Dudewillis: Sounds like a Thousand Year Poop to me, Jeffrey Bruthers!

by Guymans February 4, 2013

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three-star poop

Achieving a maximum score on a mobile game (such as Cut The Rope or Angry Birds) whilst sitting on the toilet.

#1: "You took a long time in the john? Are you okay?"
#2: "Yeah, I was just having a three-star poop."
#1: "Gross man, gross."

by Onomatapedalo May 25, 2014

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Bed poop Stain

Bed Poop Stain is,

when your partner sleeps with no undies and farts while they sleep and the poop particles builds up making a poop stain on your bed. *Gross*
Common Reason for Divorce

Person 1: Why is there a poop stain in our bed?
Person 2:idk
Person 1: DID YOU PULL A BED POOP STAIN?!?!??!?
Person 2: Maybe I took my tighty whities off so when I farted it got all over
Person 1: YOURE CLEANING THE BEDSHEETS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
Person 2: I CANT CONTROL IT!!!!!!
Person 1: WERE GETTING A DIVORCE!!!!
Person 2: *Cries and Whimpers*

by LankaLiyanapatharangeLicker November 12, 2021

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