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mexican cigars

Hey, you got any mexican cigars left?
by hintss May 17, 2016
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Mexican Food

The best thing in the entirety of humanity.
This world is full of idiots but at least there is Mexican Food.
I would blow up 25 orphanages to eat some Mexican Food.
"Hey bro wanna go get some Mexican Food?"

"MY GRANDMA JUST DIED I DONT WANT MEXICAN FOOD LEAVE ME ALONE"

"Aw im sorry, maybe we can order some quesadillas? The beef if dead, just like your grandma!"

"I HATE YOU"
by DieselDeletus December 13, 2022
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mexican snowwash

When you cum in a girl's ass and she facts it back in your face
Jimmy gave Sue a Mexican snowwash
by Nicksabrowsky February 27, 2021
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mid day mexican

An alcoholic drink that consist of tequila and pineapple juice served over ice
It's hot outside today, I could go for a cool refreshing drink. Like a mid day mexican
by Wildwes85 April 15, 2024
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Mexican Jesus

A hot mexican guy with long hair who moast likely gets called that by his close friends (his real name is probably david or antonio)
Friend: Hello Mexican Jesus

David: rly lol
by mr.miguel dannyboy March 3, 2022
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Mexican chorizo sandwich

To be involved in a threesome that involves two white women when your Mexican.
Dude did you see Pedro leave the bar with those two fat white chicks last night?

Yeah dude! He for sure made a Mexican chorizo sandwich!!
by Shanemane September 13, 2021
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Mexican Nap

Taking a shit so righteous its considered giving anal birth; and then preceding to take a life changing hibernation session afterwards.
Has anyone seen Armando? He said he had to take a shit but its been a good hour.
He probably ran off and took a Mexican Nap!
by ItzNotor1ous September 19, 2023
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