Candle cake

Someone skinny who acts sweet like cake and looks like a candle stick.

That candle cake Bitch thinks he’s smooth.

That candle cake mother fucker owes me money.

That candle cake boy ain’t never gonna get no love.

by Tallblondwithbigtetas February 3, 2018

Cake

Noun. used to describe something fake

I bought him a PS5 but it was a cake.

by Monguist July 14, 2020

Sran Cakes

The breakfast snack of sriggers. Eaten with marmalade, on a monorail, while speaking sribonics.

Mernon says: M'naah, those m'naahing Sran Cakes m'naah m'naah good. I wamanah m'naah I had me some Srorange Juice to washamanamah it damanahwamadaaaa SHAAAT!

Me: Mernon, you're such a goddam srigger ass srig.

by Srig-o-rama December 1, 2003

hotdog cake

So it's like when you bring a giant cake to a bachelor party, only there's not actually a girl inside, so a bunch of dudes just get really drunk waiting for the girl to jump out but she never does and they end up all sticking it in the cake

Man I am so sorry about that hotdog cake last night dude

by a captain of industry November 25, 2011

Sussy Cake

Bro what! I just bought this off ebay and it has amogus on it!!!!! OMG!!!!

Man. I just ate some sussy cake!

by InfiniteIQ July 18, 2021

Baby cakes

A fucking baddie

What up baby cakes watchu tryna do.

by Pimp Daddy brandon December 13, 2018

cake

Someone who is really easy to WTFPWN.

Omg I one shot your nub ass, cake.

by MrCake February 6, 2007