bean sprouts and tofu

Two of the very few foods in the world that are actually good for you.

While it is indeed true that bean sprouts and tofu are really yucky-tasting and never seem to fill you up, they are literally one of the few edibles on Earth that you can actually eat without guilt (or weight-gain!). There's a simple rule of thumb when choosing what foods to stuff yer face with --- if it TASTES GOOD, it's not GOOD FOR YOU... plain and simple. But you already knew that. Pass the burgers and fries, please!

by QuacksO September 05, 2019

J-beaning

J-beaning is a sexual act, or fetish, where one pours jelly beans all over their lover and attempts to guess the flavors by consuming them off of their partner's body.

"Man, dis girl was into some weird ass shit, she had me j-beaning n errthang."

"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."

by ButteredPopcorn October 07, 2014

frozen beans

When you think you are constipated, but are actually having diarrhea.

"My but was sore from the frozen beans"

by 💩POOP💩 March 01, 2015

vannila bean

The frog in your toliet that jumps on your ass when your taking a crap in the middle of the night

"I caught another vannila bean last night!"

by Purplefluffballsofdoom October 24, 2013

Beans On Thanos

When you stick your friend's amputated hand up your ass and reach British enlightenment.

"I hear she experienced Beans on Thanos." "Ahh, yes i hear that's been going around!"

by MemoryOther February 26, 2025

Musty bean

a sex act in which you eat beans from your partner's anus

Person 1: This crazy bitch wanted me to give her a musty bean
Person 2: Gross!

by poppaismurfy March 28, 2021

IMA BEAN YO ASS

When your pleaying a vidio game wid da bois and you bouta kill em

BOB: ima bean yo ass
Chris: oh shit

by ima bean yo ass May 14, 2020