Pole Beans 

When a dude has such a small or extremely taut scrotum that his two nuts split and lay on either side of the base of his man pole as opposed to hanging and dangling like a normal scrot.

I was watching amateur porn and some dude had pole beans. I don’t see how that wasn’t painful with her ass slamming down on them nuts.

Pole Beans by Eaton Holgoode June 2, 2018

Ring Beans 

Thrombosed veins around the anus that look like a little puffy beans around the anus. Also knows as hemorrhoids. Typically occur from just absolutely brutal anal sex.

She told me to hit her ass good but to watch out for her ring beans.

The anal this weekend was so rough I got some ring beans. I need some Prep H.

My ring beans are all itchy down there. I’m like a dog dragging its ass on the carpet.

Ring Beans by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018

thos beans 

themst beanst

guy: uuuuh can i get thos beans uwu nya

thos beans by bleed fart June 23, 2018

Tropical Beaner 

A term used to refer to Filippinos to distinguish them from mainstream Asians

He's not Asian, his last name is Reyes, he's a tropical beaner

Tropical Beaner by L0SS4NT0S July 22, 2018

cooter beans 

Hispanic female who is acting in an aggressive manner.

Man Maria is acting like a real cooter beans

cooter beans by Jbalright August 13, 2018

frankie beano

Frankie beano loves cheeseburgers. If a McDonald’s is near you he would use his beano powers to get all of them

Oi frankie beano there’s some cheeseburgers
I’m going to have to frankie beano these cheeseburgers

frankie beano by My ameisalreadyinuse March 26, 2019

Burrito beaner 

A derogatory term used for a short and fat person originating from mexico

My kid kinda look like a burrito beaner

Burrito beaner by Bigboy_911 April 25, 2019