bagged lunch

This is a version of the hot lunch or hot karl. You defacate into a tube sock and then proceed to hit someone over the face multiple times with this poo-filled specimen.

Last night Vinnie wanted this girl he had fucked to leave his place. While she was asleep in his bed, he gave her a nice bagged lunch to finally get her to leave. She would never forget this experience the next time she placed her foot in a tube sock, with the fear of stepping in fecal matter.

by Tizzell July 31, 2008

Cat in the bag

A term used to tell others that he/she is going to get laid without directly telling them you’re going to get fire pussy

Person 1: Yo, I’m definitely gettin the cat in the bag tonight with Samantha.

Person 2: Awe shit man I heard that puss fire asf.

by Thankyoub August 7, 2018

Jew Bag

A person that has past the douchebaggery stage of being a 'jew' and has now reached the jewbag stage.

A person who is so full of jewishness that they may aswell just be a jew bag full of jew.

You fuckin' Jew Bag

by MrGolbs February 22, 2011

stroke bag

A shady motherfucker who is just out to get laid.

Molly, your boyfriend Myles is just a stroke bag.

by Aaron Springman November 17, 2007

Doggie Bagging

When fucking a girl in the ass, push all the way in and hold the edges of the condom around her anus. Then quickly pull out, which may cause shit to come out as well, which gets caught in the inside-out condom. Also known as the pooper-scooper.

Jake was doggie bagging his girlfriend so he could {Alaskan pipeline} her the next night.

by jebjeb April 21, 2010

bag fag

a dude carrying around his girlfriend's purse for her

a dude carrying around his girlfriend's purse for her, for example at a mall while she is shopping, hence bag fag

by suffeks September 11, 2011

sperm bag

A bag (shopping bag, trash bag etc) that a male uses to ejaculate in while masterbating to maintain unsoiled bed sheets and to conceal evidence of pleasure from parents.

After my dad discovered and disposed of my sperm bag hiding under my bed, he thought it was a good opportunity to talk to me about my hormones, how to properly use a condom and the benefits of practicing safe sex.

by ericjr85 January 11, 2012