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Mexican Stopoff

When two cars stop at an intersection at the same time and each tries to be the nice one to allow the other to go first.
Larry's sweet Aunt Betty was driving him to school and when they stopped at the stop sign near his house, he knew he'd entered a Mexican Stopoff when Betty saw her friend from the knitting circle stopped on the cross street.
by thetexian June 27, 2024
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Mexican Jerkoff

A bonding ritual performed by three males standing in a triangle and jerking each other off; left hand on the cock to one's left and right hand on the cock to one's right respectively, resulting in two hands stroking each penis.

Ideally, all three men nut at the exact same time in order for their jizz to fuse together, thus creating a semen bond.
The boys got in a steamy shower and strengthened their friendship over a Mexican jerkoff.
by Swog89 January 3, 2021
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mexican mason

An absolute man that you creme in your pants every time you see him. He just makes everyone bisexual so he can fuck them with his 20 foot dick.
Mexican Mason is a complete Lover.
by Hard Ass Nipples April 10, 2019
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Mexican Street Corn

Euphemism for a dick seasoned with cocaine
Have you had that Mexican street corn? Definitely wanna make some.
by Wizkhaleesi June 12, 2018
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Mexican Check valve

A tiny little turd holding back What seems like 10 gallons of fart
I had to get to the shitter before that Mexican check valve went through my pants
by Fucko October 27, 2021
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Mexican bratwurst

The condition arising from doggy style sex with a Hispanic girl during which the sweat drips off her asscrack onto a man's dong, thus making his dick smell like absolute shit.
She was a fun fuck, but she totally gave me a Mexican Bratwurst. I made that bitch lick it clean afterwards. Hold the relish.
by Vulch5 October 29, 2015
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sleeping mexican

Sleeping mexican is a shot taken when you snort the chili, do the tequila, and eat a nachos topped with guacamole. Often mexicans fall asleep after this.
Catherine: 'Hey let's do another Sleeping Mexican'

Naomi: 'We can't, the mexicans are all asleep from the last round'
by Sele November 7, 2013
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