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The Green Squid

The squid is a military punishment for extra naughty soldiers. The soldier being punished is required to locate a puddle at least 5ft x 5ft x 6in in size, and must move the puddle 20 feet away using only their butthole. The soldier must repeatedly inhale the water through their turd cutter, and carry it inside them before blowing it back onto the ground in the new location. The exercise is complete when the entire puddle has been relocated.
PFC Lesiecki completed the green squid in record time. His butthole must be an absolute vacuum! That big juicy bubblicious booty must do a great job of slurping up the water!
by JohnDoeTheMan July 24, 2025
mugGet the The Green Squidmug.

green fn

Green fuck nigga. Is usually said when playing basketball, upon shooting a guaranteed shot. The green originates from basketball videogame NBA 2k, indicating perfect shot accuracy.
- “you not Kobe that shit ain’t going in
- “green fn”
by mobgoke March 12, 2024
mugGet the green fnmug.

sam greene

A brow guy who things he's the most savage guy on earth.....but really just wants to be as cool as his friends Fed and Rem
by THE 14" PYTHON IN MY SHORTS December 14, 2016
mugGet the sam greenemug.

Green

Someone who is willing to perform sexual acts with little hesitation.
I used to talk to her but she green fool.
by bjune1234 July 1, 2019
mugGet the Greenmug.

Green flag man

A pimp-like simp.

Allows his spouse to whore around.

90s' vaccine product.

Shivers at the thought of raising his voice against spouse's chronic compulsion to give boners to strangers.
A husband material for sexually debauched empowered women.
"John is such a green flag man! You are so lucky to get him."
by cosmicpunk December 23, 2023
mugGet the Green flag manmug.

green mail

A copious attempt to bribe someone or change their mind with huge amounts of precious metals, stones or hard cash.
Rob - “Hey Bobby, you’re the best player in the coming championship game. Hmmm, how abouts you take this Green Mail and don’t show up for the game?
Bobby - Bet! I’m out,.. cough!

Tony - One day ju gonne be my woman.
Elvira - I Doubt it. (Puffs cigarette).
One week later,…
Tony - Your man is dead. I bought you a new necklace.
Elvira - Let me move my hair, so you can put this Green Mail on me. (He puts it on her then she gives him a kiss).
by DaMartianAC December 31, 2024
mugGet the green mailmug.

green Mitch

A newbie who thinks their intellect in a specific subject is much more vast than it actually is. Mainly used in Southern Ireland at the various pubs in the area
Patrick said that he knows the exact recipe of Guinness.
Patrick is such a green Mitch!
by Lil dewdrop June 8, 2023
mugGet the green Mitchmug.

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