Slap Pocket

The vagina or anus used for sexual activity and gratification.

I ate her meaty curtains on her slap pocket.

My cousin was on the rag on Thanksgiving so I couldn’t hit her slap pocket during half time. So I had to settle for a vigorous handy in the bathroom.

I was elbow deep in her slap pocket when her uncle walked in on us. Next thing I know I got a forearm working it’s way up my own slap pocket.

I could hear my old man working my moms slap pocket last night.

He was so big he stretched my slap pocket and I was gaping.

by Dick Onchin November 03, 2021

Slap the Tosh

to tickle somebodys funny bone enough that it makes him want to watch tosh.0

god that joke made me want to slap the tosh!

by monkeyjoker April 05, 2011

Balls slapping

balls slapping on ass

Zak clapped Birch so hard that his balls slapping on her ass

by October 06, 2021

Slap a Wyatt week

During the the first week of October you can slap any Wyatt you want on the face.

Jim: Hi Wyatt *slaps*
Wyatt: Hey Why'd you do that?!!
Jim: It's Slap a Wyatt week

by Wyatt slapper October 06, 2022

White hand slap

When a player is so consumed with pleasure from defeating an opponent that they ejaculate into their hand then slap the loser in the face said hand.

After the match, he white hand slapped the opponent.

by KJ_Dean July 18, 2024

chicken slapped hussy

a hooker,prostitute or just straight up ho who has been slapped so many times by her pimp or vagina manager that she one has no side teeth left just front ones in the shape of a beak giving her the appearance of a chicken

check out the beak on that chicken slapped hussy she must never listen to her chicken slapper

by ducky d September 23, 2012

slapping the pappy

The act of elderly male self pleasure.

Grandpa took too much Viagra , but found instant relief by slapping the pappy.He was beating his richard like it owed him money.

by ballz itchy July 05, 2016