this is how i make my baked beans:
step 1. take beans and put into a microwave safe bowl
step 2. put bowl in microwave
step 3. microwave for 45 seconds
step 4. get your favourite piece of bread (personally for me banjo's bakery rockhampton white sliced thin) anyway, toast for approximately for 2-3 minutes until golden
step 5. the bake beans are done, collect them out of the microwave
step 6. the toast is done, collect it out of the toaster
step 7. you have to let the toast cool down before spreading the butter, otherwise the butter will make it get all soggy
step 8. get butter out of fridge and spread on the white sliced thin
step 9. carefully get a large spoon and put one two, one two, two on the top and two on the bottom, (scoops of beans) and spread them out gently
step 10. grab the cheese out of the fridge
step 11. carefully slice the cheese with a VERY sharp knife but only 4 times for 4 slices
step 12. put one two, one two, two on the top and two on the bottom (slices of cheese)
step 13. num num num ENJOY (but be careful not to spill anything, mumma might get mad #PTSD)
step 1. take beans and put into a microwave safe bowl
step 2. put bowl in microwave
step 3. microwave for 45 seconds
step 4. get your favourite piece of bread (personally for me banjo's bakery rockhampton white sliced thin) anyway, toast for approximately for 2-3 minutes until golden
step 5. the bake beans are done, collect them out of the microwave
step 6. the toast is done, collect it out of the toaster
step 7. you have to let the toast cool down before spreading the butter, otherwise the butter will make it get all soggy
step 8. get butter out of fridge and spread on the white sliced thin
step 9. carefully get a large spoon and put one two, one two, two on the top and two on the bottom, (scoops of beans) and spread them out gently
step 10. grab the cheese out of the fridge
step 11. carefully slice the cheese with a VERY sharp knife but only 4 times for 4 slices
step 12. put one two, one two, two on the top and two on the bottom (slices of cheese)
step 13. num num num ENJOY (but be careful not to spill anything, mumma might get mad #PTSD)
by allenkey March 30, 2025
Get the beansmug. 
"SHIT, I got a bean cocktail in my 50 cent hotdog"
"Damn Joe, thats better than this bullcock that's in mine though."
"Damn Joe, thats better than this bullcock that's in mine though."
by Dinker Chog November 27, 2017
Get the Bean Cocktailmug. A baked bean is when someone can be described as a "bean" but also be hot. It is when they are simultaneously cute and hot.
by zinkii October 2, 2021
Get the Baked Beanmug. The term beans can be used as a slang word word for testicles, as they often resemble a pair of large legumes.
In mammals, the "beans" are usually located outside of the main torso. This is to aid in temperature control as core body temp is too warm for successful creation of viable sperm.
It is better for the reproductive chances of mammals for their "beans" to remain cool.
Hence, "cool beans" came to mean "good", or that all is well. Its use then grew, and it is now often used to indicate hearty approval
In mammals, the "beans" are usually located outside of the main torso. This is to aid in temperature control as core body temp is too warm for successful creation of viable sperm.
It is better for the reproductive chances of mammals for their "beans" to remain cool.
Hence, "cool beans" came to mean "good", or that all is well. Its use then grew, and it is now often used to indicate hearty approval
by LowJack79 December 28, 2020
Get the Cool beansmug. 
Similar to "Bucktee" a slang term for a crackhead popularized in Toronto slang
In the US it's a derogatory word for people of Mexican descent
In the US it's a derogatory word for people of Mexican descent
Dude that guy just snorted a gram of coke in one line what a fuckin bean
Pablo just came here from Mexico he's a bean
Pablo just came here from Mexico he's a bean
by 416dopeboy March 3, 2024
Get the Beanmug.