Beans

Little tiny mushy potato looking things, usually in a can with some ooey gooey goodness.

John: Yo Jimmy lemme get some bEaNs.
Jimmy: No John, these are my BeAnS, go get your own.
John: *steals Jimmy's bEaNs and runs away*
Jimmy: Dang it man, John stole my BeAnS.

by Ꮆ卄ㄖ丂ㄒ September 27, 2022

Bean

Cracked, insanely good at video games.

"Yoooooo, he's a straight bean"

by creatorofthebean November 04, 2020

bean

bean is a redstone specialist with a high iQ and can do most commands

bean rules

by mr k.k.k smarty pants April 03, 2020

bean

something “quirky” bitches use for some reason because they think it’s cute or sum shit

I’m such a smol bean🥺🥺

by taemabf4lifeidc March 17, 2024

Bean

English slang for someone's head. Especially potent when referring to a bald head due to its exceptional resemblance to a bean.
This slang term, although in wide use across England, is particularly common amongst UK Counterstrike players and the term "beaner" has long been used to describe someone who gets a lot of headshots. There is no relation to the American usage as a derogatory slur towards Hispanic Americans.

"I slapped his bean bruv", "Brucey's a bit of beaner still"

by Jeremy Cunt May 04, 2021

Beans

Pillar and role model for JTSO, slangs the biggest schlong of them all

Yo Beans, swordfight?

by EDEN YEGAH January 21, 2022

Beans

When a nigga wanna eat this what he turn to.

Guy in hospital bed, "I ain't feelin so good my nigga." Guy that is looking at other guy, "Eat beans, beans nutritious."

by anonymous399 June 12, 2018