National Maalia day

April 11 is National Maalia day and that means that you need to give gifts or be nice to someone named Maalia as they probably had a rough year.

EXAMPLE 1:
Person 1: *gives gift*
Maalia: "why did you get me a gift?"
Person 1: "because it is National Maalia day!"

EXAMPLE 2:
Maalia: "why have you been so nice today?"
Person 2: "because it is National Maalia day!"

by Haluukuluusuaq October 8, 2024

National mixed kid day

Celebrate your mixed heritage

"Oh it's national mixed kid day"

by Kid with dreams May 22, 2020

National Blowjob Day

On October 31st men will receive a blowjob before NNN start.

Him: Hey babe guess what day it is.
Her: what day is it?
Him: National Blowjob Day.
Her: come here then😏

by Sadeyes August 1, 2024

National Grab Ass Day

A dumbass, disgusting, inexcusable day that was made by incels who don't understand why a woman has never touched them.

Incel- It's National Grab Ass Day! I'm going to grab Stephanie's ass.

Girl- Wtf is wrong with ur head

by emotionalgayboy June 20, 2021

National jorts day

A day to show your love for jorts

Yo tmr let’s wear jorts for national jorts day

by Skaterdude69420 July 26, 2022

National touch tongue day

On 12th of April it touch tongues day so just go up to a friend and touch tongues

Hey it’s national touch tongue day! Wanna touch tongues?

by Sara woodlands April 11, 2019

National sex day

National sex day

It’s national sex day

by Gabe z. Itch October 13, 2019