The Artesian Ice Cream Machine

When two males spread both ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then simultaneously shit into an ice cream cone

“What’d you do after work James?”
“Me and Ryan made The Artesian Ice Cream Machine, do you want some?”

by Doomnator September 20, 2021

Iced capp

When a bitch gives you head but she's cold hearted and doesn't want to do it.

Why you look so happy weren't you and your girl fighting last night?

Yeah but She ended up giving me an iced capp so it's all good.

by anonymous August 2, 2023

ice cream coning

When one person licks around the upper thigh of another person as if they are licking an ice cream cone

Dude, I met a girl on Tinder last night who was into ice cream coning me.

by Salty Legs October 21, 2017

Natte Ice

1. Slang for alchoholic beverage known for its large (pint sized) cans, cheap value (cheaper than canned soda), and large percentage of alchohol per volume (5.9%) 2. Common referance to any drink with taste resembling metallic piss water and salt. 3. Common tool for so called "Natte Baths" in which a person is covered in fiss from a shaken container. 4. Cause of more college headaches and oversleeping than studying, tool for forging of fond memories.

Warning: Never drink. If necesary drink quickly and when already drunk. Poisonous if ingested warm.

Feels like smelted Iron going down, but don't get hope full cause on the way back up - and it will come back up - it tastes like Natte Ice.

by Matte Ice May 2, 2011

Ice Blowjob

When someone gives head with ice in their mouth. It is claimed to give more penetration to the sex.

"Hey Derek ! You ever had a ice blowjob before ? No ? Here, lemme show ya ;) "

by anonymous gorl April 2, 2019

ice soup

Ice that has processed a melting experience to become such a thing called Ice Soup. This is not to be confused with Water or Zucc Juice.

- Eyy mah man, you want some of this Zucc Juice?
- No Im ok bro, I got myself full with Ice Soup.

by GabbeBro April 23, 2018

Ice Cream Mom

A mom, similar to a deadbeat dad, who doesn’t pay child support and doesn’t participate in any of the actual parenting of her kids.

His ex is such an Ice Cream Mom, that bitch only takes her kids when she can see a movie and then she makes HIM pay for it!

by Swanky85 May 6, 2018