Anal Abortion

It’s when you’re dying to take a dump and you sit down on the toilet but then you look at your watch and go “oops” and realize you don’t have enough time and pull your pants up and take a chocolate rain check

I was so happy I finally found a bathroom but just as I sat down I remembered I had to pick up my dry clean before they closed and I had an anal abortion

by TLVNYC March 21, 2020

Anal

Buttsex, winning the pooh,

Or having to do or have something a particular way that is almost ocd its like only getting assrammed whenu just wanna hurry up and get it done

He's so anal about where his tools go everything has to be perfect.

I love anal Stick it in my butt and nowhere else

by Asslicked May 6, 2023

Anal-slime

A person that looks dirty and like they apply dirty vaseline onto themselves every morning even if they have not showered

That slut looks like Anal-slime

by Alex phoenix October 1, 2023

Anal Monsoon

The act of swirling your tongue around in somebody else's asshole for your own satisfaction.

"Hey Mike, I heard you gave somebody an Anal Monsoon!"

"Yeah, I gave them an oral enema."

by Shenaniganz13 August 4, 2016

anal yank

Anal Yank is the process of pulling anal beads out of someone as hard as you can after sex.

"I would totally ANAL YANK that chick over there."

by BigMoneyMiguel November 29, 2015

backwoods anal

Very hairy anal sex

" I did some backwoods anal with a country chick

by doug0220 November 18, 2018

Anal Ventriloquism

When you use the chair you're sitting in to generate leverage on your butt, which increases the audio quality of an escaping fart.

"Did you hear my fart? No? Damn, I was even engaging in anal ventriloquism to make it louder."

by huahdaddy June 5, 2025