two flick chick

noun

When a man cums to fast he is a two pump chump. When a woman cums to fast she is a TWO FLICK CHICK.

by Clyde Deerhyde November 5, 2023

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A Two Time

A person who is a total liability to their team, causing harm by stealing, sabotaging, and contributing nothing of value.

Jake kept taking supplies for himself, ignored the team's strategy, and even helped the opponents—he's A Two Time.

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That's two down motherfucker!

A term used to explain that you killed someone.

Person 1: That's two down motherfucker!
Person 2: What the fuck?

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A phrase to describe a situation or person that is a real mess and does not have their shit together. Even thought breaking one plate causes a mess, it’s just an accident, but when two plates break - it is a true disaster.

Our country is a complete two plate disaster.

Did you see that dude at the party last night? He was a two plate disaster.

by Shmecca October 11, 2019

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Two planker

A skier. The opposite of a snowboarder.

Get outta my way, two planker!

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Two on the broom, one in the room

The phrase “two on the broom, one in the room” mirrors the rhythm and structure of “two in the pink, one in the stink,” otherwise known as ‘The Shocker’ but for men.

Hold up, did you just go “Two on the broom, one in the room” on me?!

by IncreaseThrust October 12, 2025

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