Dream Simp

Extreme low functioning autism

"Hey did you know that Emma's a Dream simp"
"So that's why she's always getting FS"

by endL July 16, 2022

Simp

Dumb fuk

The word simp is dumb as fuk

by Elijah813 November 5, 2020

SIMP

I love my wife tm syndrome. See John Mulaney for reference.

I love my wife so much.
Fucking simp

by Louvren April 12, 2022

simp

a man whomst devours females, will most often be a white knight and watches anime.

Woman on the internet: "OMG i am broke and single!"

Simp: "no u r not u r beautiful i will donate you $200 whats your patreon?"

by ShrimpTheSimp May 26, 2020

Simp

Modern equivalent of a gentleman.

A guy that cares and puts a lady first is often called a simp.

by Andyodds October 3, 2020

simp

To spend money on someone who is clearly out of your league, hoping that he/she will acknowledge you. (Alternatively: someone who simps.) While the word is originally an insult, it has been somewhat reclaimed by the livestreaming community, who use it as a tongue-in-cheek synonym for donating to a streamer.

Me: Mom can i have money to buy burger?
Mom: To buy burger?
Me: Yeeees.
Me: *actually uses money to simp to vtubers like a boss*
S U P E R C H A T T I M E

by Baconfry December 4, 2020

simp

dara merriman

“did u hear dara merriman gave phoebe his giant death star lego set just so she’d kiss him”

“he’s such a simp”

by cowfrombarnyard March 19, 2020