urine stick

urethra as in a comical term

get your urine stick out of mouth!

by carpetLICKINGgreg January 5, 2008

crump-stick

an ass turd(le) who keeps on acting like a purple muffin

fred kept on asking whether we were gonna go to the antique fair - god, what a crump-stick.

by markergo September 25, 2007

yonder sticks

A distance which is regarded as far away. Yonder (slang for beyond) sticks (slang for the woods, the bush or the country side).

1.Kurto: Tonight we're gonna go smash some womenz in the eastern suburbs
John: Eastern suburbs? Thats yonder sticks! Why don't we just try our local?
Kurto: Righto

2. Jim: I'm gonna move to New York.
Bob: Why New York? That place is yonder sticks, why don't you stay in Australia?
Jim: Righto, I cant stand yanks anyway!

by Kurto Lindsay May 1, 2008

junkie sticks

Synonym for matches.

Guy 1: Ay bro, do you got a lighter?
Guy 2: I don't got one man, all i got are these fuckin' junkie sticks.

by MyBodyHurts April 10, 2008

double dip chocolate stick

male african american gives anal to mouth and back to anal

my boy Tejon got that chick naked & gave her a double dip chocolate stick

by craig bergen April 13, 2008

muddy stick

when you are doing anal sex and the girl takes a shit on your dick and the man proceeds to put it in her mouth

son last night i your mother gave me a muddy stick

by dirty sock April 12, 2009

lame stick

loser, plain and simple ; a nobody

your a fuckin lame stick

get a life you lame stick

by &roni; hollaaa(: April 12, 2009