When you take a math test and you KNOW how to do every single one of the problems, but have forgotten the formulas in order to answer any of the questions
Test Question: "Find the distance between the points (1,1) and (7,3)."
You: Fuck, what was the distance formula again?
After the test: Man that test really formula raped me.
You: Fuck, what was the distance formula again?
After the test: Man that test really formula raped me.
by Maxog December 21, 2013

When you aren't horny, but you still masturbate (normally out of sheer boredom).
Your heart says no, but your brain says yes.
Your heart says no, but your brain says yes.
Intellect: Ya yesterday I was super bored, so I did DIY rape.
Retard: How can you rape yourself?
Intellect: *radiates big dick energy* I wasn't horny, but I still masturbated.
Retard: How can you rape yourself?
Intellect: *radiates big dick energy* I wasn't horny, but I still masturbated.
by crispypiss December 11, 2018

by FranklinRivasEZGG April 23, 2022

An action where 1 person finds the most plump rat specifically in Brooklyn and pins it up against the wall and fucks it rapidly
by Mr. Rat Gooner December 12, 2024

When male is flirted with by a female who has the sole purpose of getting free drinks from that male.
Joe 1: Joe, that girl bar raped you hard back there.
Joe 2: *Sees girl leave* Yup. :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((
Joe 1: That's the problem with the system today. That bitch should get charged with something.
Joe 2: Yeah $12.98.
Joe 2: *Sees girl leave* Yup. :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((
Joe 1: That's the problem with the system today. That bitch should get charged with something.
Joe 2: Yeah $12.98.
by househ May 5, 2014

when your rich white blonde friend friend with millions of friends forces sex on his girlfriend, when the creepy neighbour forces sex on the 14 year old girl next door, when the husband forces sex on his wife because "she is his property" or when the priest in the church touches little boys in places he shouldn’t or when a man is forced to fuck because "men never say no".
by ifjamescordenwantsithecangetit November 19, 2022

When you are about to be drug raped into an even deeper cocaine high, then Brett Bennett comes in, with an opinion, that nobody else, but himself, was self designed to self destruct your own opinion, upon the answering, of his own manically plotted question, to make you rethink your decision to ever do drugs with anyone you’ve ever thought it was safe to do experimental drugs around......or ever again....
‘’HOW DARE YOU SUBJECT ME TO THIS SAME BRETT BENNET DRUG RAPE BULLSHIT YOUVE DEALT ME FOR THE PAST SIX YEARS......Nicolas Morley!!!!’
by Tightboxrocker420 May 29, 2018
