go eat a christmas tree

a funny christmas insult

max : bro your so dumb!
leah: go eat a christmas tree!

by haddadoitonem December 18, 2023

eat her wipe paper

when a chick is even hotter than one who's bath water you'd drink.

Guy 1: That chick is so hot I'd drink her bath water.
Guy 2: Dude, I'd eat her wipe paper.

by lostaccident007 October 12, 2016

rock eating balls at 3am in the morning

rock eating balls at 3am in the morning is my god dam son he owns the goddam racing car home depot cart

ben would fuck you if you are a rock eating balls at 3am in the morning

by armadnasdnashdhjashdkaklskl April 23, 2022

WE NEED SUM EATS

Please help. All we have left is refried beans and rice crackers.

Yo, my cat got hit by a car... WE NEED SUM EATS.

by Big riggA! September 2, 2023

ALWAYS EAT POTATOES

a girl says that when they have a friend that has a name named Potato Lord that says "never eat potatoes"

"ALWAYS EAT POTATOES" said Lilly

by FNAF_FAN_AFTON FAMILY May 1, 2021

Dick Eating

1. The act of being an unwanted hype-man 2. To replicate or mimic someone’s personality and/or appearance 3. Joining in a conversation unprompted and unrelated to your intent. 4. Being unnecessary in a situation seeking attention.

Skip Bayless is a notorious dick eater. Unprompted hate is often derived as Dick Eating

by Darth Abhorrent March 31, 2025

EAT

To consume something

Girl1:i wanna eat something

Girl2:I WANNA CONSUME SOMETHING

by Why just why April 3, 2019