MANDATORY EAT SHIT SANDWICH

WHENEVER you get a SANDWICH if you don't like condiments as the MANDATORY SHIT SANDWICH flips. ASSH0LE.

A hint to ANAL ALAN to EAT SHIT in a METHODICAL WAY.

and says "MANDATORY EAT SHIT SANDWICH" BUTT the "BABIES, LITTLE GIRLS AND LITTLE BOY'S importance cannot be underestimated as BOWEL SHIT , "MANDATORY THIS SANDWICH" down the HATCH , and yes KNOW BUTTS ABOUT IT as you RIMMING their BUDDAH RECORDS ASSH0LE as KNOW BUTTS ABOUT SHIT and the entire sandwich TONIGHT!!!!

Hey ANAL ALAN she bought you lots of food including PROBIOTICS AND CHEESE BALLS from TRADER DICKS as make that WHOLE WHEATMANDATORY EAT SHIT SANDWICH tonight you "can't stop your PEDOPHILE EGOTISTICAL ASS from making a SHOW" as "DOWN THE HATCH " when you "TAKE A B0WEL".

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER April 17, 2022

protective eating

Protective Eating occurs mostly when your with friends or family at not so ''fancy'' eateries

Physically blocking, protecting your food from others trying to eat them such as protective eating.

by ARandomAussie February 9, 2018

Man Eating Bunny

An evil bunny that eats humans. It eats humans that seems to be a threat.

The Man Eating Bunny ate the physics teacher.

by blah911 April 26, 2011

Eat A Vegan Day

Every other 19th of the month, you have the right to eat a vegan; They can’t defend themselves.

-GORGE! It’s eat a vegan day

-Fuck yeah!

by Fëlít June 26, 2022

Everytime One Person Eats Smacks Cereal <Slope>, Another Person Whispers In One's Ear:"' Yo Te Mate'"

Everytime One Person Eats Smacks Cereal <Slope>, Another Person Whispers In One's Ear:"' Yo Te Mate'"

Everytime One Person Eats Smacks Cereal <Slope>, Another Person Whispers In One's Ear:"' Yo Te Mate'"

by LeSouffleDeVersailles April 23, 2025

go eat coal

New variation of "fuck off" or "eat shit and die." Came up with this when I had trolls piss me off and it's Christmas time. So instead of telling someone to eat shit, you can tell them to eat coal.

Troll says: Hey Asian, go steal another white husband.

I say: Hey troll, I doubt anyone is getting your rude ass anything for Christmas. Go eat coal.

by Consuela, M. December 19, 2016

No handed spaghetti eating contest

When performing cunnalingus (oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris) on a woman who is on her menstrual cycle.

I went down on my wife last night when she was on her period. And I came up looking like I just won a no handed spaghetti eating contest.

by UHIT September 19, 2022