chocolate-log face

n. One who "has feces for a face", but encoded so children and/or significant-others won't know you just said, "shit-face".

"WHAT?! You're asking me to reimburse you for the shipping-costs for the Christmas gifts you just gave us?!?!

You are such an effing CHOCOLATE-LOG FACE!!!"

(A variant, "choc-logged", can also be applied to describe past-drunkenness. For example:

"Dude...Yeah! <shit! the wife walked in> 'Um, yeah...I was definitely 'choc-logged' last night. Hehe....I have to go. Bye")

by FunkPumpkin September 10, 2011

Chocolate skull

The act of defecating into the mouth of a willing recipient, or the receipt of said act.

"Rimming just isn't doing it for me anymore. Give me a chocolate skull."

"I got a chocolate skull on Saturday night and I'm still picking corn out of my teeth."

by Kimbelina September 30, 2011

Chocolate rusto

Having chocolate in the rain

I had a chocolate rusto experience

by Grsgdbjdcbdnd November 23, 2021

Chocolate Crow

The dookie that touches your finger tips when you wipe after taking a dump and the toilet paper tears.

As she wiped, her toilet paper gave way at her finger tips. She had just received a chocolate crow.

by Beestingz126 November 23, 2021

Chocolate Ballarina

when you take a tube of choclate pudding and shove it inside a guys ass then you feed him laxatives in vanilla pudding and spin him around till the tube shoots out his ass and implodes on the wall

Yo Dave you wanna go hang with Mike tonight? Nah man sorry me and Taylor are gonna try the chocolate ballarina later.

by Kiruin May 21, 2023

Milwaukee Chocolate Strawberry

The reverse of the Milwaukee Tootsie Pop. Instead of shitting inside of your Pink Sock, you have your friend or lover shit ON your prolapsed anus. The feces-covered pink mass dangling out of your ass thus resembles a chocolate strawberry.

"Ricky thought it be funny to shit on my Pink Sock. This is one gnarly Milwaukee Chocolate Strawberry."

by Jay Shepherd May 26, 2023

Cream City Chocolate Strawberry

Just like the Milwaukee Chocolate Strawberry, except you don't have your friend or lover stop at shitting on your Pink Sock. You then go on to have a friend or lover ejaculate on the feces covered prolapsed anus. Its important to note that it can be the same individual or different individuals who shit and jizz on the pink mass dangling out of your asshole. It can also be multiple individuals doing the shitting and cumming. Also, it does not matter what comes first. It can be the steaming wet shit or the white hot load that gets blown on your prolapsed anus first.

"I already was dealing with a Milwaukee Chocolate Strawberry when Carl had a big wet poop on my Pink Sock. But then of course Ronnie, Tee and Corey thought it would be funny to jizz on it too. Now I'm stuck with one hell of a Cream City Chocolate Strawberry."

by Jay Shepherd May 26, 2023