A douchebag so douché, his fabric is comprised of the douchiest qualities amassed from the douchiest of douchebags. These ingredients together combine to form the ultimate douche: the douche salâde, a douche so douchey that a circumflex was required to capture the full extent of his doucheté.
NB: Not to be confused with douche salad.
NB: Not to be confused with douche salad.
Example 1
A: Hey, take a look at that ass wipe over there.
B: I know, right? What a douche salâde!
Example 2
A: Why aren't you pussies drinking yet? It's like 3 PM!
B: Brad, stop being such a douche salâde...
A: Hey, take a look at that ass wipe over there.
B: I know, right? What a douche salâde!
Example 2
A: Why aren't you pussies drinking yet? It's like 3 PM!
B: Brad, stop being such a douche salâde...
by Caesar Salâde December 09, 2015
Taking his load of babies straight to the cervix and then leaking it all out while getting your daily dose of protien
by Frickenfina August 15, 2022
one who is currently acting douchy, but isn't really a fulltime douchebag. his douchiness is transient.
by jimmy durante January 30, 2009
by Stinky1995 October 24, 2017
by yungbaddie March 12, 2021
When a normally cool, or at least tolerable person becomes a total douchebag over texts or on the Internet, and denies it.
"Jesus, did you see the group chat last night?"
"Yeah, Brittany was being a total Internet douche, that must of been pretty shitty for you."
"Yeah, Brittany was being a total Internet douche, that must of been pretty shitty for you."
by ThisIsAnAlias November 26, 2014
A slap exclusively for douche bags.
by zaido May 19, 2011