Ohhh Not Good (ONG) text

A text to the wrong person or containing subject matter that was not intended for the respective audience.

I sent an invitation for a date to my baby momma instead of my boo. I thought I was asking my boo about going to Applebees to get that Bourbon Street steak with the Oreo shake and then I realized it was the baby momma and immediately realized I sent the wrong text to the wrong person and wrote Ohhh Not Good (ONG) text. She knew what I did and asked for the child support money.

by foxarpa January 18, 2022

good morning and god bless

When you shit, drink coffe, and eat breakfast at the same time while on a toilet

Person 1: Hey I need to use the bathroom, what are you doing in there?
Person 2: Good morning and god bless!

by Kharasmatic Kangaroo Klan May 23, 2018

The Good 'ol Tokyo Jokyo

When you nut in a girl's eye so much she squints and her face shrivels up

Friend: Yo you got with jessica last night?
You: Yeah, I gave her The Good 'ol Tokyo Jokyo

by ccline68 February 2, 2017

Finely aged imported goods

When someone was conceived in another country outside of the one they were born in.

Hey Joe where were you born?
I was born in the Netherlands.
Is that where your parents live?
No, they lived in Mexico before they moved to the Netherlands, at the time I was in the womb.
Oh! So you were some finely aged imported goods then?
Yeah I guess you could say that.

by Tacoocat May 8, 2018

Good Morning & God Bless

Verb. The action of sitting on the lavatory, eating an egg salad and drinking a coffee, all while defecating. This phrase originates from h3h3Productions' latest video, titled, "Hila's Biggest Regret (#askh3)".

Person 1: "Just tried one-a those 'Good Morning & God Blesses' all you kids were talkin' about, it really changed me for the better!"

Person 2: "Say, whats the definition of Good Morning & God Bless again?"

Person 1: Ah, but of course my dear! The definition of Good Morning & God Bless is 'The action of sitting on the lavatory, eating an egg salad and drinking a coffee, all while defecating!"

Person 2: Papa Bless :,)

by AhegoMan May 22, 2018

Left right good night

A special move only used by ginger Rhys

Ginger Rhys will you give you a left right good night

by Bottbu747485 December 4, 2020

good luck on your L

means to acquire your drivers license

Happy birthday! good luck on your L

by yupyupsupcup69 April 20, 2021