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in john greggs tent

Refers to Mike Gregg beating off in John Greggs tent at a Boy scout camp out. It can also be sung to the tune of "pomp and curcumstance". The lyrics are as follows "Mike Gregg tosses salad over pictures of stuff in John Greggs tent, while looking for aarons knife but it was a lie so that he could beat it five times in a day" (Any Mac users copy the lyrics into simple text and set the voice to "good news". It is very funny.
He was beating it in John Greggs tent.
by Tim Durbin February 11, 2005
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John Wayne Gacy Jr

1. An eerie but beautiful song by banjo-playing singer/songwriter, Sufjan Stevens.
"He dressed up like a clown for them/with his face paint white and red/ and on his best behavior/ in a dark room on the bed he kissed them all"

2. A textbook serial killer that targeted young boys, luring them into his house with the false notion that he would give them drugs or alcohol.
Gacy would then proceed to violently rape and murder the boys, often using ropes and other tools to asphyxiate them.

Gacy buried 27 of his victims under the crawlspace in his house. When there was no more room, he dumped the bodies in a nearby river.

Gacy is a textbook case because he had an abusive childhood, troubles with his father, and showed no remorse for his crimes. This display of sociopathy is incredibly typical for a serial killer.
In fact, he even said "the only thing I'm guilty of is running a cemetery without a license."

It should be noted that Gacy was once photographed with first lady Rosalynn Carter after the Secret Service had given him a high-level security clearance.

Gacy's last words were "kiss my ass."
"That guy seems really troubled. I hope he's not secretly another John Wayne Gacy Jr."
by Ross Quaine August 18, 2008
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Farmer John salt lick

An act where a male dips his moist testicles into a bucket of salt. The male then climbs up onto a cattle fence with his testicles free for all the world to see. He then proceeds to call over the cattle which have quite the liking for salt. Whilst the bovine is licking the man's testicles like a melting ice cream cone, the male proceeds to thrust his penis repeatedly into the nostril of the cow until climax.
Old man Smitha was always sure to have at least one sick cow with a runny nose to prevent chaffage during his daily performance of the farmer John salt lick.
by Kenneth Fister July 14, 2010
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His name is John Cena

It links to the the wrestling champion John Cena theme song.It is known to be on vine.Usually when some one says his name is and gets cutoff by "John Cena!!!"
By BonnieSwag1987
His name is John CenaDefined:
Rick says "And his name is!!"
Julian replies "John Cena"
John Cena
by BonnieSwag1987 August 30, 2016
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John B JJ Geordin

The hot guy from shake shack looking at us in a car while we were laughing our heads off cause you waved at us and thought we were gay because I kissed her on her forehead when she looked at you. (It's our nickname for you)
CS: Remember John B JJ Geordin from shake shack
D: Yeah, I wish we could find him and talk to him
by AnonymousPickledCarrot December 18, 2020
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Gay Russian John Marc

Elton john a sexy short gay jiggaboob who singer-man
by Asskrak October 24, 2017
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Cabin John middle school

A school for bitchesand people who think they are cool. If you don't try to be jappy you are basically a nobody. There is no bullying out front but everyone gets cyber bullied but never speaks up
And gossiping is second nature.
That girl thinks she cool and hot. She must go to cabin John middle school
by Shbejsixieiwkwopaodisjwj May 16, 2017
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