Bean Simp

Simping for beans.

Derek: hey you know John? He eats beans so much.
Jerry: yeah he’s totally a bean simp.

by TheBeanSimp July 12, 2020

Honker bean

A transformation from the natural state of a woman’s clitoras to one of superhuman thumb-sized protuberance, coming from the use of testosterone or gymnastic beam activity.

I didn’t know, but that chick I hooked up last night is doing test… she has a honker bean. She squirts like a sea anemone!

by Kimo- LV January 16, 2022

beans

according to mental cases on twitter, it's when you cut yourself so deep and it looks like beans? at least that's what i can get from it, idk i'm not mentally ill

some rando (probably a furry): hey i feel like going on twitter today and seeing some paw beans
twitter: here's some self harm shit that we allow on our website!
the guy: WTF

by somebastardonline January 26, 2023

bean hole warrior

Bean hole is the window on your cell in jail / prison. Bean hole warrior is someone who talks a lot of trash when the door is locked and nobody can get to him.

As the guard walked by serving breakfast the inmate screamed obscenities of what he would do to him, the guard said you’re a pretty tough bean hole warrior! Wait till the doors open..

by Hardgore October 14, 2023

Beans On Thanos

When you stick your friend's amputated hand up your ass and reach British enlightenment.

"I hear she experienced Beans on Thanos." "Ahh, yes i hear that's been going around!"

by MemoryOther February 25, 2025

Beans

The most beautiful food ever known to man.

I will eat beans on this holy day.

by Bruvbird3435 November 6, 2020

bean

weed, cannabis. It can be used as a noun, adjective or verb.

Let's go cook some beans.
You look so bean right now.
Do you wanna bean later?
It's bean time.
Pass the bean.

by thebeanman420 November 18, 2019