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Friends' School Lisburn

Otherwise known as FSL. A shitty secondary school in Lisburn in Northern Ireland. Everyone thinks it's full of stuck up posh twats but its far from that. Run by a nonce called steven who rides his bike to school like he's Lewis fucking Hamilton.
'Oh, you're from Friends' School Lisburn? Fuck off you posh cunt!'
by Lisburn Man March 25, 2019
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Friends with Emotional Benefits

Friends with emotional benefits or FWEB (pronouned "feb") is a relationship between two people similar to the more common friends with benefits arrangement, except without the physicality. Benefits include being able to whine, pamper, understand, defend, help, talk, whisper, use inside jokes with each other, etc... Hallmarks of such a relationship are two people who talks about sex, but never have sex. One person in the relationship is typically sprung. The other person is typically "looking," "still young," or "not sure." They bear every semblance to a real couple, except they are not one.
An ex-couple which stay close, uncomfortably close, friends. Typically, sprung guys/girls have a Friends with Emotional Benefits relationship. You guys are such fwebs. Quit being fwebs and just get back together.
by Vu Nguyen July 29, 2008
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Let's just be friends

by SyntacticSugarDaddy April 17, 2006
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New Friend Request

The one thing middle school girls pray for at night.

A great way to make someone feel like they actually have friends.

A phrase which often causes the elderly to become baffled, then irritated, and then baffled again. Frequently accompanied by a facial expression which illustrates confusion.

The downfall of the technological revolution in one term.

The name of a song by the band Evergreen Terrace.
Suzie: "I cant wait any longer to check my myspace page!"

Bystander 1: "Why do you think that girl is running frantically into the library?"

Bystander 2: "I have an idea."

Bystander 1: "Yeah, she must be anxious to check her Myspace for New Friend Requests."
by Ecamsan007 August 26, 2009
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Best Friend Telepathy

The ability two or more close friends have when they've been friends for a LONG time. They tend to know what the other(s) are thinking, finish each other's sentences and communicate using almost no words.

More common in female best friend relationships but not limited to them, inside jokes could be one of the reasons why best friend telepathy occurs.
BFF 1: Wow, our best friend telepathy is getting ridiculous
BFF 2: I know! I didn't even have to say more than two words and you already knew what I was talking about!
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Friends with masturbation benefits

A friend (usually female) on Facebook added solely for the purpose of masturbation.
After running out of suitable material, I resorted to looking at the pictures of my Friends with masturbation benefits on Facebook.
by italianjob99 May 26, 2010
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friend night stand

Holy shit, I had the craziest friend night stand with Christine last night. She's into some kinky stuff. Who would have thought?
by mvolfman April 5, 2011
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