Crispy butter

Butter that makes your toast crispy.

Like how wet soft warm butter makes your toast soggy. Cold and clean cut (crispy butter) keeps your butter crispy

by Crispy butter May 22, 2021

Peanut Butter Panic

The scared, panicky feeling you get when you see poop on your dick after having anal sex with someone.

Person 1: How was your fist time having anal sex?
Person 2: It was great, until I pulled out and I got the Peanut Butter Panic

by deltabeta April 4, 2021

hudder butter

A small guy that is in love with the most popular girl in the grade.
In the end he ends up getting her but it takes forever for her to realize it.

"He likes Brittney he us such a hudder butter"

by MrsHuntzberger February 22, 2017

butters

ugly as unattractive insult

your well butters

by 123456789wertdfrt November 16, 2023

Porcupine Butter Churner

The act of penetrating another man's rectum while a porcupine quill is inserted into your urethra.

Man that porcupine butter churner we did really tore me up.

by Porcupine butter February 17, 2024

Gutter Butter

Dank,weed,codeine,cough cough,slick,thug nastee

Dat beat is so juicy it's smooth like Gutter Butter.

Man this weed got me twisted like Gutter Butter.

by Smokey Halls May 22, 2019

double-edged butter knife

When something doesn't really work in your favor, but also sort of works against your enemy.

We had to go over to that dickhead John's house. Sean accidentally shit himself, but he was sitting on John's couch when it happened. Classic double-edged butter knife.

by Don Cager February 18, 2021