Smol bean 

Someone who is short and cute and cuddley and soft. Yk what I mean

Do you know anyone who is exactly the definition of smol bean?
Louis tomlinson

Smol bean by Themoonknows November 29, 2021

UwU Bean 

A person with a soft or gentle personality, commonly depicted making a face similar to an UwU.

Awwww- you’re such a little UwU bean!

UwU Bean by Boss_Bueno January 8, 2022

Chicken of the Beads 

Male secretion, also known as jizz. Derived from chicken of the sea

After Joe jerked off, his hands were covered in his Chicken of the Beads.

Chicken of the Beads by JumboCookie December 16, 2008

Piling into a beanbag 

A sexual experience which generally involves a flaccid penis, a girl and a dark room. Without the lights on many boys have been know to dabble with the wrong hole and if not often the mattress. Usual morning after reaction, boy found alone in bed making excuses..turn the light on man!!

following a night at a crowded club that plays average to poor music i went home with a girl, in bed it was like piling into a beanbag

Piling into a beanbag by beepboy October 2, 2012

Sean the bean

Probably the most Annoying person you will ever meet

Sean the bean is so annoying

Sean the bean by Snakeman 🐍 October 9, 2016

lonely smol bean 

when you and your friends pretend your lonely.

Emma: we can be lonely smol beans!

lonely smol bean by xoxo._.em January 15, 2018

Luke is a Fat Bean 

"Luke is a Fat Bean" is about a childish boy of around seven causing mischief around his kin and peers. Its author is Stephanie Hephanie, who is Thiccy Niccy & Jessica's best friend. Thiccy Niccy is currently experiencing backlash for farting online and filming it, but she's still a star, because she's dating Luke the Fart, the astounding star in "A Wrinkle in My Grandma's Ear." Jessica is a nobody. Anyway... "Luke is a Fat Bean" stars Luke the Fart. Luke farts around his grandma, causing her to receive an epilepsy seizure. Next, he farts next to Aunt Vivien, causing her a heart attack. Obviously, Luke the Fart is a very supportive child. I think you should read the book!

"Have you read 'Luke is a Fat Bean' yet?" Ronald asked.
"Not yet... I hear it's an emotional and amazing story, though," Jessica replies.
"Wow-You haven't read it yet!? It's really popular, and they're making it into a movie, starring the REAL Luke the Fart!"
"OMGZIES! NO WAY!?" Jessica shouts excitedly.

Luke is a Fat Bean by big boi gay January 30, 2019