Simp

One who savagely slams one others significant other with their ram rod horse sausage all night long.

"Yea I'm a simp, a simply slammin your girl with my horse meat ding dong. And that's on God babygirl."

by R4NG3R2800 November 4, 2021

Simp

Squirrels in my pants

Oh shit there’s simp(squirrels in my pants)!!!!!

by Jmoney20 January 1, 2021

simp

someone who puts girls before anyone or anything else

wow gio left us like dat he such a simp fuck him

by Cys3n March 2, 2020

Simp

A person who still takes their cheating ex on a trip to meet family after their ex has broken up with them.

Phil is such a simp that he's still taking his girlfriend on a trip to meet his family even after she cheated on him and broke up with him.

by W0rdSmithe July 16, 2023

Bean Simp

The only type of simp that is legally allowed to simp for beans and beans only.

Josh: man, do you know John?
Derek: Yeah, he loves beans so much.
Josh: he’s totally a bean simp

by TheBeanSimp July 12, 2020

Simp

When someone reload his Baldur’s Gate 3 over romance caracters.

‘’ Am I a simp if I reload my files when Shadowheart disapprove

by Louis-rad May 18, 2025

Simping

When you be extra nice to a person, have strong emotional and sexual feelings towards them and do things for them that you wouldn’t normally do for anyone else

Flanders: John is simping over Maddison I think they be dating soon

Ben: awww how cuteeee what a simp

by The Open Minded September 19, 2020