Mexican Buzz-Cut

To cut the grass. Mowing.

If it doesn't rain by noon, I'm going to gas up my mower and give the lawn a mexican buzz-cut.

by Hyperbeans June 5, 2022

Mexican tractor pull

The Mexican tractor pull is performed by feeding your old lady Mexican food thus giving her diarrhea. Later on that night you perform anal sex on her and afterwards pull out swiftly forcing her to shit on the bed and then grab her by the ankles and pull her through it.

After last night's Mexican tractor pull I wouldn't even let my old lady shower and I made her wash the sheets.

by Stu Piddskinner February 9, 2021

Mexican Leather

When a leather jacket is made in mexico. Typically, they find the nicest skinned school kid and use him for the jacket.

"Yo, this jacket was made in mexico!"
"Dude, thats mexican leather. Paco is dead".

by NAplam October 22, 2018

mexican handoff

you take a item from someone and pass it around it cant go to the same person twice as the person who owns the item trying to get it when every one gets the item you win

billy took franks hat and gave it to every one in in the room starting a mexican handoff

by loganmed04 January 25, 2018

Mexican Pencilbag

The act in which multiple hairy sweaty men are through into the back of a lubed up van and the van is partaking in a trip in a very VERY rocky area.

I heard that like 3 guys got thrown into a Mexican Pencilbag last night. Poor guys,

by oTier January 14, 2018

Mexican Reversal

When you pay a bunch of trumpet-wielding musicians to serenade your girlfriend but she goes home with them when it's over.

Pete: "Dude, my girlfriend went home with this trumpet player after I paid him to serenade her on the street!"
Brad: "Bummer dude, classic Mexican Reversal."

by SamTheBrave July 6, 2019

Mexican Lipstick

Lick a womans vagina while she's on her period

Last night I Mexican Lipsticked with my girl

by 20213412 August 17, 2018