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the poop keeps it whar it is

An absurd response to any statement or declaration, particularly those which indicate some degree of pride or satisfaction.

First seen in the Family Circus parody site in which humorous captions are substituted for the normal ones; the cartoon was of Jeffy fishing and fantasizing about riding atop a giant fish that he had caught. The idea was apparently that the fish's poop was keeping it in place, and the "whar" was included to lend it a maritime flavor.
A: So Jessica and I went out Friday night, and we had the best time! First we went over to Jon's house, and--
B: The poop keeps it whar it is.
by Don Pratt February 2, 2004
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Layered Poop Cake

A term used to describe a bowel movement in which the person alternates between the stages of defication and wiping, forming a layer of toilet paper and human refuse.

Layer texture, consistency, depth and smell may vary.
A seven layered cake, a popular dessert which provided the name of the Layered Poop Cake, is very similar to this toilet delicacy.
by D-Ridds April 4, 2006
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poop chute fanatic

The best friend of a buttslut. One who enjoys giving it to people in the anus.
Psycho bitch is a buttslut who enjoys the company of her poop chute fanatic father. She even had an ass baby with him. See incest
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
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crank that poop

its when a dude poops all over a cup and some girl eats it and poops it back out in the same
Dude i just Crank That poop all over this chick last night
by milesfiles January 4, 2008
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dirty poop games

An act of "love" between 2 gay men after a night on the town. See lots of gay anal sex
Visitor: Knock, knock
Gayman1: Hi there matey, come on in but please mind the mess.
Visitor: What's been going on in here? Have you had friends round last night?
Gayman2: Hi there, I'm Quentin.
Visitor: Hi, nice to meet you quentin. What's that smell in the air? It kinda smells fousty - almost like poop
Gayman1: Err, I don't smell anything.
Visitor: And what's this brown stain on the sofa.
Quentin: Ok, you've caught us out, we were playing dirty poop games last night.
Visitor: I'm feel sick, I'm going home.
by Jim July 19, 2004
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poop pot

The flipin thing u crap in dumb a**!!
by FOAMY May 5, 2005
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The sandy poop box

When having intercourse on the beach you pull out, stick your schlong in the sand and then instantly stick it into your girls poop box. Warning this could cause multiple cuts on your wenie and sand in your girls anus.
Wow my weiner hurts really bad because i performed the sandy poop box on my girl.
by ashtin seager February 26, 2009
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