When nature calls in the morning, but it's not you, it's you neighbour...
Having a grand time with his girl, humping away, whilst you're trying get some extra time to sleep.
Having a grand time with his girl, humping away, whilst you're trying get some extra time to sleep.
Once upon a time, you tried to have a quiet lazy Sunday morning...
Some random moans start to emerge, but assumed it's just the wind...
Then all of the sudden, some screams came one after the other, for a good minute or two...
Did it sound human? Am I still dreaming?
Nope, it's the bloody floorboards and walls not being thick enough!
Hence the "Morning Glory Rooster(s)"...
The end.
Some random moans start to emerge, but assumed it's just the wind...
Then all of the sudden, some screams came one after the other, for a good minute or two...
Did it sound human? Am I still dreaming?
Nope, it's the bloody floorboards and walls not being thick enough!
Hence the "Morning Glory Rooster(s)"...
The end.
by stereoGeeza March 15, 2014

by Gay traps(lolis for life) September 7, 2017

This is a slang term used to describe a girl that has goddess-like qualities, such as a perfect body, porcelain skin, and long, curly, luscious hair.
A S-Linares is typically the most popular girl at school/favorite of the boss/best singer in the world.
If you fall in love with a girl right after meeting them, they are an S-Linares.
A S-Linares is typically the most popular girl at school/favorite of the boss/best singer in the world.
If you fall in love with a girl right after meeting them, they are an S-Linares.
"Bro that S-Linares looked so hot today!" Guy 1
"Ya, and did you hear her sing? I'd tap that" Guy 2
"Man that S-Linares touched my hand today . . . im never washing it!" Guy 3
"Ya, and did you hear her sing? I'd tap that" Guy 2
"Man that S-Linares touched my hand today . . . im never washing it!" Guy 3
by Dornstar March 5, 2009

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