MAN: Dude, why were your on the shitter for so long?
DUDE: Well, it started off fine, a solid log from the breakfast burritto on Tuesday, but I got thrown for a LOOP DE POOP when I hit yesterday's Tika Masala. My ass started sputtering and spraying all over the place like a chicken with its head cut off. I JUST finished wiping down the seat.
MAN: Sorry I asked.
DUDE: Well, it started off fine, a solid log from the breakfast burritto on Tuesday, but I got thrown for a LOOP DE POOP when I hit yesterday's Tika Masala. My ass started sputtering and spraying all over the place like a chicken with its head cut off. I JUST finished wiping down the seat.
MAN: Sorry I asked.
by carrotworm June 22, 2011
Get the Loop de poopmug. A term used to describe a bowel movement in which the person alternates between the stages of defication and wiping, forming a layer of toilet paper and human refuse.
Layer texture, consistency, depth and smell may vary.
Layer texture, consistency, depth and smell may vary.
A seven layered cake, a popular dessert which provided the name of the Layered Poop Cake, is very similar to this toilet delicacy.
by D-Ridds April 4, 2006
Get the Layered Poop Cakemug. Psycho bitch is a buttslut who enjoys the company of her poop chute fanatic father. She even had an ass baby with him. See incest
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
Get the poop chute fanaticmug. by milesfiles January 4, 2008
Get the crank that poopmug. Visitor: Knock, knock
Gayman1: Hi there matey, come on in but please mind the mess.
Visitor: What's been going on in here? Have you had friends round last night?
Gayman2: Hi there, I'm Quentin.
Visitor: Hi, nice to meet you quentin. What's that smell in the air? It kinda smells fousty - almost like poop
Gayman1: Err, I don't smell anything.
Visitor: And what's this brown stain on the sofa.
Quentin: Ok, you've caught us out, we were playing dirty poop games last night.
Visitor: I'm feel sick, I'm going home.
Gayman1: Hi there matey, come on in but please mind the mess.
Visitor: What's been going on in here? Have you had friends round last night?
Gayman2: Hi there, I'm Quentin.
Visitor: Hi, nice to meet you quentin. What's that smell in the air? It kinda smells fousty - almost like poop
Gayman1: Err, I don't smell anything.
Visitor: And what's this brown stain on the sofa.
Quentin: Ok, you've caught us out, we were playing dirty poop games last night.
Visitor: I'm feel sick, I'm going home.
by Jim July 19, 2004
Get the dirty poop gamesmug. 
To be literally hanging by your teeth or most likely your braces on someones ass hair. Simply put, you've become a human dingleberry. Not a pleasant experience for either party. Similar to a paratrooper hanging by his parachute from a tree.
"Dude, your sure walk'n funny today."
"Yeah, bitch las nite hung herself on my butt hair by her braces... ripped a bunch out!"
"Damn, you're a vet now... you scored a full-fledged Poop Chute Paratrooper!"
"Yeah, bitch las nite hung herself on my butt hair by her braces... ripped a bunch out!"
"Damn, you're a vet now... you scored a full-fledged Poop Chute Paratrooper!"
by Cary n Jerry January 6, 2008
Get the Poop Chute Paratroopermug.