penis face 

superstraights, racists, sexists, u get the point

luke is such a penis face

penis face by swaggiestmaster203728392 April 24, 2021

penis gord 

penis gord refers to someone who's an idiot, much like calling someone a penis wrinkle. (this is gord as in those small weird looking pumpkins)

your such a penis gord

penis gord by JugGer December 30, 2003

penis you in the head 

if you tell some one "penis you in the head" you are telling him to go screw himself.

john: can i sleep at your house tonight?

bob: no! now penis you in the head!

penis you in the head by medalist October 19, 2004

Penis Popper 

when a male has an erection and only wearing boxers and is seen by someone not involved with the action of the erection.

A male entered the hall and was identified as a penis popper

Penis Popper by Jim Chaser April 19, 2011

Penis Painting 

The act of urinating, and pulling it in too quick. It often results in penis painting, the dots of piss visible through pants.

Jacob: Dude! Nice penis painting, faggot!
Dylan: Stop looking at my cock, faggot!
Jacob: Well maybe if you learned how to piss correctly..*blushes at the clue to his homosexuality*

Penis Painting by Holatisbejamie October 4, 2008

penis panther 

A GUY THATS ON THE HUNT TO TEAR UP SOME VAGINA.

Serge was horny and being a real penis panther last night.

penis panther by cock&balls January 22, 2009

Penis Disease

A disease afflicting lesbians. A lesbian acquires penis disease when she has sex with a guy and then tries to get with a girl again, normally resulting in rejection.

Heather: "Hey Amanda, you busy later tonight?"
Amanda: "Haven't you been sleeping with Alex? No thanks, I don't want to catch your penis disease."

Penis Disease by RuggerLez09 November 25, 2011