twenty one pilots

for those who cry on the inside but dance on the outside

"did you hear that new twenty one pilots song?"
"yeah I cried, I mean danced to it last nite"

twenty one pilots by kyl0R3n May 30, 2016

No one gives a shit 

When you really really want to emphasize that no one cares about something. Not only does it feel satisfying to say, it's a quick and easy way to shut someone down when they say something stupid or trivial.

Guy 1: My favorite color is white.
Guy 2: No one gives a shit.

No one gives a shit by Dictionary-Man 2.0 December 7, 2021

They talk about my one taps

Adil Benrlitom aka ScreaM started working with Finalmouse to create his own mouse called "ScreaM One." They made an ad for that mouse which was featured in the big CS:GO Major MLG Columbus. When Adil said the line "They talk about my one taps", it quickly became a huge meme in the CS:GO Community.

1.
xxx_NoScoper_xxx: Yo that was an awesome shot bro!
ScreaM: Well what can I say? They talk about my one taps

2.
ScreaM:

People, they know me as the headshot machine
They know me from the highlights they see
They know me from the matches they watch
They talk about my one taps

They talk about my one taps by AmoRami June 22, 2016

Land one on the beach 

To "land one on the beach", or "landed one on the beach" is to take a shit that is so big that at least half of its unbroken length sticks up out of the water of the toilet bowl and clings to the porcelain like a beached whale taking its last breath.

Dude, you've got to see this. I just "landed one on the beach", It was such a big shit it brushed my nuts when it finally broke loose and fell over. I love it when I "land one on the beach" I never flush those, so the next guy can see how insignificant his shit capacity is!

Land one on the beach by Sall Matsaulu August 30, 2009

build one on top 

Mixing another cocktail in the same glass before the previous one is fully consumed.

Q ). You almost ready for another drink bro? A) Ahh, just build one on top

build one on top by Crown and diet May 4, 2018

Mukuro Ikusaba, the 16th student, lying hidden somewhere in this school. The one they call the ultimate despair. Watch out for her. 

Mukuro Ikusaba, the 16th student, lying hidden somewhere in this school. The one they call the ultimate despair. Watch out for her.

Mukuro Ikusaba, the 16th student, lying hidden somewhere in this school. The one they call the ultimate despair. Watch out for her.

Mukuro Ikusaba, the 16th student, lying hidden somewhere in this school. The one they call the ultimate despair. Watch out for her. by ‍‍ January 15, 2021

You see, I am simply one hell of a butler 

Sebastian Michealis's, from the anime Kuroshitsuji or in America Black Butler, catch phrase. In almost every episode he says that.

EPISODE . . . 4

Madam Red: Are you sure your just a butler? Are like some sort of secret military officer or something?

Sebastian Michealis: Oh no. You see, I am simply one hell of a butler

You see, I am simply one hell of a butler by WannabeTheBloodyFoxy September 21, 2011