May 26th

Bootysex hornet day!

I love may 26th!

by EeveeLux193 May 22, 2022

To whom it may concern

LickNonYourMom A.K.A "LICK". Is a Kansas City born Native who has been compared to the likeings of The Dos Equis Man and Jesus. And after Lick achieved PubG's 2022 Prestiges Above Conquer Master Pro status. He was offered a partner ship by PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE. YA thats right boats and ho's boats and ho's. He only plays PubG because they Pay him to. Super models get pregnant just for looking at him, and below status quo Ho's wish they could. One time Lick showed up to a party and his dick arrived 2full min before he did. Now that's impressive! Once Lick was broke and he was still the richest Man in the world. Your MOM once got pregnant by Lick. Nine months later and she called it "TIBOLD". We would like to take a moment to Congratulate you because you are now famous just for reading about Lick . "He said your welcome" . It's rumored that GOD is going to resurrect The Virgin Mary because he thinks Lick Can do it better. Your girlfriend told us she can only finish with you if she thinks of Lick. Daaang you sure are lucky. Once You caught your Dad praying that he could be more like Lick. Amazingly GOD actually responded to him , But unfortunately all he did was laugh. Well we would love to continue but we have been informed your bitch ass is not ready to be that Fucking Awsome. Your Welcome .

--To Whom it may concern---So how was your date with that Guy Lick?
Girl 1---- All I have to say is DAM IM HANDICAPPED!!!

by GucciBamboo December 19, 2022

Har May

A intelligent and mysterious guy with a lot of positivity

When you meet Har May you will definitely love your life because he brings joy and peace around you.

by AphroditeLadySeashellBikini November 21, 2021

May 10

national ignore your friends

friend: * heyyy*
me: * silence*
friend: why aren’t u talking
* next day : me: heyyy
friend: * ohhh it was may 10😂*

by machary May 7, 2022

Ellie mai

ellie is a fat orange bitch with big fat footballer legs. her eyelashes look like they’re trying to run away and i don’t blame them. watch out this beast likes to pull hair!

‘is that the globglowglabglab?’
‘nah dw that’s just Ellie mai.’

by obamasbighairyballsack November 23, 2021

2nd of May

The 2nd of May is official be nice to brunettes day! Go up to your brunette friend and give her a hug and tell her that she is loved :)

Hey it's the 2nd of May! I'm going to be nice to every brunette I see on the street.

by Ihatemaths221 February 9, 2022

May 12

shiveins special day (the day he was born)

Its May 12! that means its shiveins special day

by shiveinsecretadmirer May 12, 2022