
A terrible thing happens when you don’t promote: nothing.
Source: Anonymous copywriter for WDVA radio in Virginia, 1975, appearing in an ad in The Danville Register
Misattributed to P.T. Barnum c. 1999
Source: Anonymous copywriter for WDVA radio in Virginia, 1975, appearing in an ad in The Danville Register
Misattributed to P.T. Barnum c. 1999
Barnum’s Law dictates that having an elevator pitch ready in case the CEO asks you what your function is could be a matter of keeping your job.
by WhatwasIsaying January 25, 2025

It's like..uh,well.
*massive inhale*
Robbery
image of Burglary
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Burglary
image of Arson
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Arson
image of Kidnapping
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Kidnapping
Homicide
image of Theft
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Theft
Corporal Injury
Embezzlement
Illegal drug trade
image of Bribery
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Bribery
image of Money laundering
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Money laundering
Terrorism
Extortion
Perjury
image of Forgery
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Forgery
image of Driving under the influence
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Driving under the influence
Manslaughter
image of Conspiracy
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Conspiracy
image of Identity theft
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Identity theft
image of False imprisonment
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False imprisonment
image of Treason
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Treason
image of Shoplifting
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Shoplifting
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Violent crime
image of Possession of stolen goods
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Possession of stolen goods
*massive inhale*
Robbery
image of Burglary
www.sqattorneys.com
Burglary
image of Arson
en.wikipedia.org
Arson
image of Kidnapping
www.thoughtco.com
Kidnapping
Homicide
image of Theft
www.rossalbers.com
Theft
Corporal Injury
Embezzlement
Illegal drug trade
image of Bribery
kecgroup.com.my
Bribery
image of Money laundering
en.wikipedia.org
Money laundering
Terrorism
Extortion
Perjury
image of Forgery
en.wikipedia.org
Forgery
image of Driving under the influence
en.wikipedia.org
Driving under the influence
Manslaughter
image of Conspiracy
www.youtube.com
Conspiracy
image of Identity theft
www.debt.org
Identity theft
image of False imprisonment
www.grievelaw.com
False imprisonment
image of Treason
www.npr.org
Treason
image of Shoplifting
en.wikipedia.org
Shoplifting
image of Violent crime
ucr.fbi.gov
Violent crime
image of Possession of stolen goods
en.wikipedia.org
Possession of stolen goods
by The Creator Of The Universe December 18, 2022

The opposite of Moore's Law. Says that microchip performance increases but wafer costs increase at the square (^2) of performance uplift of said microchip.
by PD W April 8, 2025

Distant-relative-in-law.
by Folqa July 24, 2024

classification of relationships that cannot be defined by traditional family titles or by in-law(s) -- relationships usually evolve through divorce, common-law marriage or couples who have children together but never marry
When Amy, the wife of Kate's ex-husband, wrote an article about Beth, Kate's current husband's ex-wife, some of their other-laws were confounded to realize that Amy and Beth's ships had not only passed; they had collided!
by Vivifier May 14, 2020

A large highball glass with one
Large ice cube and at least four fingers of your favorite liquor, usually consumed in multiples of 2.-
Large ice cube and at least four fingers of your favorite liquor, usually consumed in multiples of 2.-
Mother in Law Cocktail: “Got to grab a handle of vodka so I can have a couple
Mother in-laws when I get home so I can have dinner with
My mother in law who lives in my
Basement”
Mother in-laws when I get home so I can have dinner with
My mother in law who lives in my
Basement”
by schnock123 October 3, 2018
