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Woodgrove High School 

Glorified POW camp just outside of Purcellville, VA. The masses have suffered untold misery here since 2010.

Best known for:
-Groups of 10+ freshmen crowding the restrooms to Juul in-between every block
-Country boys packing a lip in the back of class
-Bus drivers that arrive late every single day
-Getting stuck in the parking lot for 20 minutes because you didn't sprint to your car like the Hunger Games
-Consistent power outages that make the whole day useless because the entire curriculum is on the smartboards
-A mandatory E-Hallpass system that requires people who are legal adults to fill out a form on a website in order to walk 20 feet down the hall

80% of the classes you take here will be completely irrelevant and fail to benefit you or your career in any way whatsoever. The overwhelming majority of your time in this school is going to be spent doing nothing or mundane busywork.

If you're still stuck in this place today, I wish you the best of luck. Just grind it out and never look back.
"So, Jimmy, where do you go to school?"
"Woodgrove High School. Sad, I know."
"At least it's not Park View."

Ghost high 

Feeling of being high at anytime without the consumption of drugs.
P1: “Man, I feel high right now but I haven’t taken anything”

P2: “I get that a lot, it’s just a ghost high”
Ghost high by Pseudonym-fakename August 19, 2019

Volunteer High School 

A major Zionist institution,Also known as Greed inc.,volunqueer,volungreed to those who aren’t greedy,we will never reveal ourselves you filthy Zionists.The greedy bastards that go here are most certainly brainless caveman judging from past reports of events.There’s been people,especially in the bathrooms that didn’t do the most brainless things like smoking,or shooting up like the degenerates they clearly are,no no that’s not good enough for them,why would it,right? Anyways,there’s been retards that literally shit in the floors and piss in the sinks for some ungodly reasons.Let’s just say,if you’re reading this,you’re in for a greedy bullshit time coming here.You’ll just love the dollar dogshit they serve in lunch and the stories of a leprechaun swimming in his pile of cash and drowning like a dumbass if your lucky enough to know the green truth.
“It’s nice to be at volunteer high school isn’t it?”,said the uncaring and unaware hick student “Why yes,yes it is nice to go here.It’s just amazing that the school blows money on a useless football field and not on the school.I also like how you can walk into a vandalised bathroom and sometimes be met with a surprise that will make you come out pondering all kinds of things from your life decisions,how someone managed to shit on the floor,rip a door off it’s hinges,you name it.”

Presbytarian High School

A place where nothing fucking happens. Shitty students, restrictions every where. People fighting because one person talk to their crushes, obsessed, I must say. Shitty sinks, upper secondary students smoking at lower levels, taps that never work, good water cooler though. Have money to buy ps5 but cant even fix the wall fans in classrooms.
DO NOT COME TO PRESBYTARIAN HIGH SCHOOL!!

rock and roll high school

a movie featuring riff randal and the ramones is a partner film to detroit rock city they are both kick ass movies
rock and roll high school kicks major rectum

endeavour sports high 

where you dont learn shit, you either jigg or forge to go to gunnahs, you hook up with people you dont know, you have drink ups and smoke when your only 12, theres punch ons everyday, you never win in sport cause they all suck and lastly they all have indentity problems.
fob 1: aye wat skool you at aye?

fob 2: i dont go skool wbu?

fob 1: aye! come endeavour sports high bro, its mean az!

fob 2: siana, i would but my lil bro got dropped

fob 1: oh shux! ill drop those itchbays tomoro at skool gee.

fob 2: k bro, cant come or ill get the jandal off my ummayz.
endeavour sports high by shuux September 25, 2010